#;;residentevil

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Leon, to Jill: Look at me.

Jill:

Leon:

Leon: I think legally you have to look at me.

Jill: *looks at Leon*

Leon, in a bunny suit: Hi, I'd like to apply for a loan.

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Yun-Jin: How late were you up last night?

Quentin & David, in tandem: Me?

Yun-Jin: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Yun-Jin, to Leon: You.

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Leon, texting Jake: Jake there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Leon: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Leon: Jake

Leon: Jake

Jake: Jake is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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The Squad: *hanging out*

Jill, in the middle of a conversation: Wait, hold on.

Jill, turning to Leon: Do I have broccoli in my teeth?

Leon, looking: Uhhhhhh, no.

Jill: Okay.

Jill:

Jill: I had broccoli earlier.

The Squad:

Leon: Did you use mouthwash?

Jill: I had broccoli.

Leon: No, I know that, but did you use mouthwash after? I heard you gurgling earlier.

Jill: I was gurgling--

Jill:

Jill: ... Broccoli.

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Leon: As a member of "No Fap", the last thing I want to do is burst.

Jill: What the fuck, Leon.

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Ada: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Leon: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Ada, already taking off her clothes: God, Leon, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Leon, to an angry Ada: Before you say anything, whenever you give me a mean look I get hard. Just know that when you look at me.

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Claire: *visiting The Squad* Hello, I just came to-

Claire: *sees Jill shoving Steve into the washing machine while Quentin records and Leon watches*

Claire: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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