Nov 20, 2018
Inhale...
“YAINT’VE SEEN THE LAST OF ME MEGA JERK”
seen from Poland
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Inhale...
“YAINT’VE SEEN THE LAST OF ME MEGA JERK”
“Well guys. We did it. 420 posts...Snrk...I guess I better go and...weed my garden, huh?”
“...You garden?”
“He must not be good at it if it’s full of weeds!”
“Gardening is quite tricky...I could offer him a few trimming tips!”
“What a useless hobby.”
“...Seriously? Am I the only one around here who knows anything?”
“So...Say we ignore Toppy - then Cutman, Proto, and Gutsy are still my uncles?”
“Y-yeah, I guess...”
“I am?”
“In a sense.”
“Are there any more uncles I should know about on this blog?”
“....No.”
“All right, uh...Who’s gonna be Santa this year for the photos?”
“I cut down the tree that one year - I’ve been banned since.”
“I ‘unno...I can’t help myself around candy canes....”
“Just try to put a ******* hat on my ******* head, you ********...”
“Whoa! Snake Breath! You swallow a ******* wasp?! Cut the ****!”
“...That ******* snake has a ****** attitude...”
“HEY! Not in front of the kid!”
“YEAH YOU ******* LITTLE ************!!”
“.....We gotta make her unlearn that or we’re all dead.”
“You’re my last hope, Snakeman! What’s a furry?!”
“Cutman, do you remember that trip I took a year or two back? To Japan?”
“How could I forget? You left us to do dirty work in Hawaii, and the lion people showed up. Don’t see what that has to do with....”
“...Oh.”