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if i had a nickel for every time i played a dude who had an alter ego that shared his body but has magical powers i'd have thirty cents which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened so much
@loyaltyforged: 🖤 for ling!
LOVE CONNECTION
attractiveness:
repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.
personality:
grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.
how likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / like family to me / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.
level of friendship:
never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.
first impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
current impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
@flamesignite gets a silly lil guy
"I promise, I was going to pay for that meal. Can't you let me out? Bad things might happen if you leave me locked up." It was Greed. Greed was bad things.
@loyaltyforged for Ling: She’s here to quickly and quietly lecture him about relinquishing control of his body to a stranger. “This is what happens with you give your body to a homunculus — they forget how to eat and die from a lousy dumpling!! Young lord, this isn’t like Ratatouille!!”
"Oh come on-- Greed just needs to learn!" Ling was swift to jump to the defense of his homonculus. Despite his best efforts to simply see things as business, the bastard had grown on him. So much so that Ling spent a majority of his time resting, letting Greed take control of their form.
"He won't get me killed, have some faith in our avaricious ally!"
@loyaltyforged for Ling!: she slips in silently, leaving a plate of fresh baked cookies since a little birdy told her he ate them all, and leaves as quick as she came. (have fun in your flirtatious escapades, young lord)
"Lan Fan-- you--" He reaches for the plate of cookies, hand shaking for a moment.
"You're my hero! Oh man I was so hungry." And he's already chowing down on them. They weren't for sharing with anyone in particularly, were they? Nah-- she'd made them for HIM! Her NOBLE Lord!
What a dedicated guardian she was.
@secondbornavaricious
He's just gonna watch the man work. It wasn't often he found someone so much like himself. Even down to the name. It amused him-- an unassuming idiot and a large homunculus. He did admire the form.
Ling was scrawny by comparison.
Not that scrawny! He could sense the retort within.
"You know-- you look like someone who knows how to fight. You got daddy issues, don't you?"
himbo.