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Cybil: What are your names?

Steve: Don't tell her, Quentin.

Cybil, writing: Quentin...

Steve: Crap.

Quentin: Nice going, Steve.

Cybil:

Quentin: Uh oh.

Claudette, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Jake: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Jake: Here you go.

Claudette:

Jake:

Maria: Why am I here?

Jill, to James: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Leon: Hey, that’s not very nice-

James: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!

Leon, forgetting about Jill: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

Yun-Jin, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Maria: *half asleep* Yun-Jin, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.

Cybil: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Yui, with Nancy and Leon behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Cybil: Yes…three.

Yui: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Cybil: Wha-

Yui: Steve FUCKING FELL OFF!

Ada, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Maria: ....

Ada: *lip smack*

Quentin: Hi, I'm Steve's emergency contact.

Lisa: You're here to pick him up?

Quentin: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

Maria: You’re not gonna shoot a puppy, are you James!?

James: Yeah, in the face, why?

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