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Jonathan: What are you two arguing about this time?

Nancy: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Steve: Cry me a table, Nancy.

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*The Squad is at an amusement park*

Steve, to Min: You have to be this tall to ride.

Min: Oh, but I am! *stands on a box*

Steve: Fair enough.

David: That's cheating.

Min: Your mom is cheating, and boy am I loving it.

David: Oh.

Steve: She got us again!

Steve: She can't keep getting away with this!!!

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Tapp: You're smiling. What happened?

Bill: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Meg: Ace tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Quentin: Why do you look like that?

Jill, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Quentin: Like you’re dead.

Jill: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Claire: Jill accidentally called Chris “babe” in front of everyone today.

Jill: *sobs into the floor*

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Steve: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Jonathan: How?

Steve: I need someone to take the fall.

Jonathan: What did you do?

Steve: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Nancy, from the other room: Oh my god.

Steve: ...

Nancy: OH MY GOD!

Jonathan: Make it a hundred.

Steve: Deal.

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Steve: Aww, what's your dog's name?

Jill: Spartacus.

Steve, yelling to Leon: TRY SPARTACUS!

Leon, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!

Jill:

Steve: What's your favorite number?

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Meg: Truth or dare?

Nancy: Dare.

Meg: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Nancy: Hey Steve?

Steve, blushing: Yeah?

Nancy: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Jonathan.

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