#;about rum

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what other muses crave on sinday: kissy and sexy things 

what my muse craves on sinday: v̷̛͍͊̓̈́̈́̽͝ǐ̶̧̨̹̼͎̱̟̬̹̤̩̏͛̑̉͒̋̔̾͘͜͝͝o̵̢̠͓̪͕͍̥̘̺̩̘̼͚͂̋͠l̷̡͕̼̫̼͎̣̼͍͍̽̏́͂̿̔̃̔͗͂̎̃̐̉ͅę̴̯͎͈̞̫͍͎̰͍͇̇͂̔͊n̴̡̛̳͗̄͐c̵̢̘͔̟̹̺͙̹̀̉͌̀͊̀̇̋̓́̈͘e̵̙͍̺̣͕̝̥̩͔̲̭̩͖̓̋͛͜

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what would someone have to do, have to be, to earn such a look from you brock?

“Don’t be a moron. Or a disappointment. Or useless. I can go on.”

//also, may apply only to more in-character content but just so you all know: he (my muse) does not like being addressed by his first name, unless by someone he trusts explicitly because he considers that WAY too informal for anyone he doesn’t care about to address him as. He’d rather take ‘rum’ (as what he thinks to be a childish joke, for better or worse, based on how much he knows/cares about your character) than being called brock tbh. :) he’s such a prick sometimes

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sex+romance headcanons! || accepting💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

1. given that he pretty much never do relationships (only one-night stands which doesn’t require ‘love’ in any shape, way or form), if he doesn’t kick you out or bounce right after the fact

2. shares his coffee with you. not literally from his own mug, he’d likely never do that. but usually the whole pot (namely the one at work) is commonly known to be his property and people idiots have lost hands touching it before. so him sharing any of ‘his coffee’ with you, you should be grateful. either that or that’s his way of saying you give pretty good head

3. good luck getting past the first 2. achievement unlock rate is slim to none.

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Romanoff or Carter?

Who would you rather kiss meme | accepting

“I hear Agent Romanoff has some kinda special paralyzing lipstick.                             --I’ll take my chances.”