#;anomaly asks

[narrativehazbins]

"Well, well, well. It appears we are both the same sort of mad, Anomaly. I say we invent a new kind of Jenga where we both inhale one of those awful little lightning drinks of yours and see who wins."

i can cut you free, out of the drudgery and walls you keep in. // @dealingmanipulator

"lightni- oh, the energy drinks. okay. i mean, a bad idea on your part seeing as i usually drink like three or four of those in a day," and they're still sleeping as much as they do??, "but i'm always down to beat you at games."

And if they're smiling? If their tail is wagging? Don't even worry about it.

[narrativehazbins]

Worth laying a steaming hot grilled cheese in front of them on a paper plate, filled with the gooiest, oogiest layers of two different cheeses--american "cheeze product" and that squeezy cheez that come from a can--a crispy coating of both butter and mayonnaise on both sides of the sandwich, golden brown and yellow and orange...

"Don't kill anybody please."

would you grill them a cheese? // @sodoffyabuggers

The way their tail is WAGGING. You know how labs sometimes wag their tails too fast and sprain them? Now imagine Anomaly's tail moving that fast. Except Worth doesn't need to imagine! It's actively happening.

"that's cool. thanks." Said in just the slightest uplift of their normal monotone as they take the plate. And devour that cheese.

[narrativehazbins]

Nightmare got a bingo

there's really no escape until they die. // @dreamingupnightmares

dw nightmare they can introduce you to 80s pop. and how to rollerskate probably. ALSO he could be a gamer.... a board gamer??? you're telling me nightmare wouldn't revel in playing Sorry! ??

Bonus: Anomaly reaction under cut

They shove this in their mouth and eat it. No commentary otherwise, they just eat it.

[narrativehazbins]

"Hey I uh, jus' realized I never learned yer fuckin' name but HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY ya big ol' ball fetchin', jingle janglin', chicken eatin' freak." Hands them a tennis ball, seemingly clean and NOT recently fished out of a sewer or anything. Totally new ball, he swears.

happy birthday to anomaly! // @sodoffyabuggers

"you never asked me my name." Said with some amusement. They're more focused on the tennis ball, which they promptly take from him and toss it in the air before catching it again. "thanks. now this is epic."

[techncmancer]

🐈🐈🐈 !!!

scruff them! // @videodoomed

Before they can give protest, he's got them by the back of their jacket and is just hoisting them into the air. Although they've managed to generally keep their distaste for him (or anyone) touching them unprompted under control, this is a little much.

Their ears pin back, their tail swishes in warning and Anomaly turns their head towards him. They bare their teeth, a flash of white under all that glitching that normally means a smile but now means something much more aggressive.

"hey." Their tone stays flat, not raised, whatever emotion they're feeling not making itself known more than it ever does. "you've got like. twoooo seconds to put me down."

[narrativehazbins]

✨ — A good memory (for anomaly!)

memories. // @dealpartner

"happy birthday dear cassandra, happy birthday to you!"

Cassandra sits at the table with a cake in front of her, nine candles burning. The smile on her face is huge while her friends sing to her. The birthday party is hosted at Wichita Anderson's house, which she won't find strange until many years later. At this moment, she couldn't be happier. She's never had a birthday party before.

"okay, now. make a wish. then blow them out." Wichita instructs her and she nods with immense enthusiasm and squeezes her eyes shut tight before doing as she was told.

Later, Shay asks her what she wished for. Dan rolls his eyes, but before he can tell her not to tell or it won't come true, she says, eyes bright, "that we would always be friends!"

[techncmancer]

headcanon + trust

headcanon + _____ // @devilishdanse

Yeah, that's not happening.

They've seen how quickly employees (even GOOD ONES) get thrown to the wolves (sharks?) here. They may, in some ways, enjoy the position they're in but... Trust? Never in their afterlife, my friend! You'd have to do some heavy lifting and have a lot of patience to earn that from them.

[techncmancer]

headcanon + obligations

headcanon + _____ // @devilishdanse

Cyberbullying people...

They're very loyal to Voxtek, and that extends outwards to the point of making them feel obligated to go up to bat for them against internet trolls. In the most diabolical ways possible. Sorry for the ddos, you shouldn't have insulted voxtek's newest innovations! <3!