#;calum

[shrapnelsong]

@boltchases || cont.

Oops. She has half a mind to apologize, not having expected him to startle so much. But she doesn’t want to bring attention to it either and stays quiet. “Hi. I think this is yours?” Alice points out, showing him the picture she’d found on the floor a few feet behind them. 

[motherfuckingsaintofdestruction]

Cal for the heart meme, Master or Servant -w-

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart…

Master Cal

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗Sure he probably isn’t the most attractive person ever, even when he’s covered in sweat and the blood of evildoers, but she still has to keep herself from smiling like an idiot whenever she sees him, since his appearance has come to be one of her favorites.

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗She considers Cal to be a closer friend than even the people she fought with in France. Having only one ally as opposed to speaking with a lot of different commanders on a regular basis does that to a person - you grow really close to them really quickly.

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗It’s really low, but it is there. She’d probably be willing to trade away her virginity to start a family with him, but otherwise he hasn’t really convinced her that having sex is worth what she feels she would lose by having it.

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗She wouldn’t really accept a marriage proposal, but if he asked her to be his girlfriend she basically wouldn’t hesitate at all. There’d be just a slight moment where she worries that she’s betraying who she’s supposed to be - Jeanne d’Arc - but then she’ll remember that she’s not truly Jeanne, that she can do what she wants, and she’ll just say yes a hundred times as if she were nothing but a normal schoolgirl head over heels in love.

Berserker Cal

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗Sure, his mask looks cool, but more than anything it’s just a constant reminder of how much he went through due to her leaving him, how broken he became, how selfish she was to just leave him there. Even if she did what was probably best for her, leaving was far from what was best for Cal.

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💔She still deeply cares for him, but as they haven’t talked with him as a Servant she has no idea whether he even remembers her or not, or if he hasn’t come to hate her for what she is.

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗Just a bit higher than it was for Master Cal, ironically, since she has no idea how else to feel close to him again. I mean, she could talk to him, but that would run the risk of finding out that he hates her guts.

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗She still really wants to be able to be in love with Cal, mutual love, but yet again, she has no idea how he feels about her. Because of that she’s suppressing a lot of her feelings for him out of fear that she’ll be rejected on every level. Sure, he’s a monster too, but at least he’s not as disgusting of a monster as she is.

[motherfuckingsaintofdestruction]

@ashatteredideal from here.

“DO WE REALLY NEED TO GO THROUGH THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN!?”

Whoops. She was flustered with just that.

Being blunt is one thing, asking to die is another.

[motherfuckingsaintofdestruction]

@ashatteredideal from here.

“WHAT DO MY CLOTHES HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? AND THAT’S NOT HOW THIS WORKS! IF ANYTHING, YOU OWE ME YOUR LIFE, SO I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP BEING SUCH AN IDIOT AND THEN TO SHUT UP!”

[motherfuckingsaintofdestruction]

Alpha Alter

For @ashatteredideal

“I told you that worrying about every little person would be bad for your health, didn’t I, ‘Master?’ Now look at you; you’re practically old as can be!”

[motherfuckingsaintofdestruction]

(ashatteredideal) 💕 (use a different spelling or something i d k =w=)

Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.

“That’s not too bad! I mean I was hoping for more but—”

“I mean… It’s not as if I would care about what some cruddy oracle has to say…. and about romance of all things…”