Jun 8, 2025
Does Escoffier get freaky with her tail?
Escoffier gave a slow blink. No change in posture. No shift in tone. Just silence and then. “It’s a prosthetic support mechanism designed for culinary multitasking, not...whatever you’re implying.”
She turned back to her prep station, voice sharp now. “Please keep your fantasies separate from my workspace. Hygiene violations aside, I have soufflés that collapse with less pressure than that question.”