#;hellblazer

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[hellbxrned]

     “Remind me to stick to heaven and hell in the future. Intergalactic nasties are definitely somebody else’s business.” A low grumble escaping from Constantine as they finally landed back on earth. Sure, they’d probably make some argument about how Heaven and Hell were just alternate dimensions of their own. And then they got in to his shenanigans with time and space and yeah, no, he really didn’t have a leg to stand on. Besides, it wasn’t like he was really part of the league. Not beyond dragging him along whenever it was necessary... And keeping an eye on him to make sure he wasn’t making matters worse.

     “Who wants a drink?” Before the world collapsed in on itself.

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@suprpowers

       How had he been talked in to this one? Well, he knew exactly how he had been talked in to this one. Zain’s hinting bitching had been why he’d opened up the House of Mystery to those who needed aid. Not that he would’ve had much of a say in the matter considering they were sharing custody of the house. He had his own apartment, but whenever he needed to be either impressive, or just get some work done without disruption, he went to the house. Besides, all those books. Even he had to admit it was nice to have all that knowledge at his beck and call, learning from better people than himself.

      “Come on, come on, orderly, people. Form a queue. You’ve got them over here, right? Orderly queues.” He knew of at least a couple of places where he could drop them off, and his flaming helped had some suggestions of his own. “How many more you got eyes on out there, Johnny boy?”

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Oh look what the cat dragged in. (Nimue to John)

      “Oh, drop the bloody attitude, love. You know I wouldn’t be here unless it was damn well necessary, and you already know why I am here. That clairvoyance of yours is both a pain in the neck, and surprisingly handy when I don’t have the time to be entertaining your vindictive nature when it’s a demon and you’re about the oldest hand I know for dealing with something this old.”

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☆ At john from Jesse freaking Jones.

Send me a "☆" if you think my muse has a great butt.

     “I mean it is a pretty fantastic arse, love. Can’t blame you for thinking it’s great.” A smirk spread wide over his lips as soon as he heard the compliment. Raising his whisky glass and giving a small wag of his eyebrows. “Feel it’s only fair to point out that yours is pretty great as well, Jesse.”

@whiskeyandsuperpowers

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towel (for constantine and sebastian)

send “towel” for my muse’s reaction to seeing yours in nothing but a towel

      “Come now, Kitten. I thought this was a business proposal.” There’s no hesitation in his tone, smirk stealing across his lips as the view of Sebastian in nothing but a towel greeted him. That was a view he could get used t, but still. He’d been invited for a reason, and his services were very rarely just the carnal side of things. You didn’t bring John Constantine in to your house without a real good reason.

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Ѡ for constantine from magik

Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[text;julian]: Should I be worried you call that your soul sword as well?