Mar 9, 2022
Laurel: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Eira: You’re a hazard to society Midnight: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Laurel: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Eira: You’re a hazard to society Midnight: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
incorrect quotes meme feat. @supremestrangeness
Person A: I prevented a murder today. Person B: Really? How’d you do that? Person A: self control.
@wizardofshields : asked 📜
Mairwen: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Filarick: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS OFF OF A HORSE!
Incorrect Bond Quotes - 1/?
Asa: We didn't even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday. Kylo: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole. Asa: You begged me to marry you. Kylo: It's true. I did. @kylo-wrecked
Pitch; Arent you tired of being nice?
Jack;....
Pitch;.....
Jack;..... I---
Pitch; Dont you wanna just go a p e s h i t?
Chalchiuhtlicue, watching the news: can you believe this? some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Tlaloc, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick.