#;kasaanda

[theodosiani]

I do basically have a rule for all of her verses that if someone doesn’t get Kas out of direct combat she’s going to die before eighteen. It is a constant and I will not waver on it.

[theodosiani]

There’s that one ‘things I would give a Victorian child’ meme and I think that the chess club go through a phase of doing that sort of thing with Kas. Sure, she’s killed dozens but she’s never had ice cream.

[theodosiani]

Kas having an absolute panic response when it seems like Varric’s plan isn’t going to work she absolutely just books it without consulting Neve or Harding and one of them runs after her and catches up just in time for her to be fucking with the rigging to drop that massive statue on Solas’ ritual in order to save him.

The fact that she thinks she succeeded for at least a year—

[theodosiani]

Who’s giving Kasaanda The Talk because so far she knows that babies come from Birthing Centers where a pregnant person goes to have a baby and stay with them to nurse until they’re big enough to go with a tamassran full time. What’s a father? That sounds fake the only people involved is the birthing person and a tama. She doesn’t really know where babies come from outside of the Qun but assumes there must be a lot of loose babies out there since there aren’t tamas to take them once they’re done nursing.

[theodosiani]

Kasaanda will call any and all of you old. You’re like 30??? That’s so old. You’re forty???? Do you need help walking across the street? You’re fifty??????? You could drop dead at any moment.

[theodosiani]

Kasaanda will be out here pairing up NPCs. She is a shipper at heart and she has a chart about it.

[theodosiani]

Kas will fist fight an old man she just has to decide which one—

[theodosiani]

Kas vc: if you don’t do the voices why are you even telling a story.