Lorcan, d’Eath, Lo I can’t believe how many times you manage to work in referring to yourself as “Bat Daddy” in your life, honestly.
I’ve never sent one either. This is harder than it looks thank you for sen I don’t know what to say Or received, actually. Which probably sounds sad or I’m not meant to say Thea is too busy describing flirting techniques to Reg for me to ask but I’ve never cared bef before. I don’t really know what to say either. I mean
Thank you. (I decided to start a new line. Seemed less messy. Believe it or not, structure is actually one of my strengths, despite all evidence to the contrary). For sending me that, I mean.
You’re not a monster. A monster isn’t—you’re not born a monster or made a monster or even one because of something terrible you do. It’s choosing to do it again and again and to buy into it. ( And of course I’m not afraid of you. Exasperated, maybe, but not afraid. Fangs or not, I’ve met real monsters you call yourself Bat Daddy. I’ve met worse. Better ways to refer to themselves, though. Usually just “I”. Surprisingly effective, actually. )
This is alarmingly messy and clearly not my forte and I am going to send this before I set it on fire instead. Thank you. Might have to cash in these vouchers after the next match.
P.S. I would draw something, but it seems silly to draw the Captain’s badge and I don’t know how to draw anything tough and Puerto Rican or Welsh except for maybe a Welsh dragon or an angry cookie. I liked your fangs, though.