#;memekend

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ur the most beautiful thing i saw after me

well ive never even seen u, because you blind me with ur beauty every time i try to get a good look.

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🐙 [fite me]

Send “🐙” for a cute thread in which our muses are children fighting over a plush.

If this were any other kid, he’d probably just walk away. A stuffed bunny wasn’t worth this trouble. But no, this kid had to insult his intelligence.

“Hey, there’s something on your face!” and there he went, with one hand still on the plush, pointing at Akio. “It’s ugly!”

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“I will juke you! I will juke the fuck out of you.”

“Oh no, I’m so scared of being Pussycatted to death. Or are you more of an It’s Not Unusual kind of guy?”

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“Well it’s true! It’s true! You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.”

“I can be evil if I want to.” Be really, really thankful that he doesn’t want to. 

“Anyways, criminal masterminds don’t make a name by being Care Bears. What do you want me to do, blow up a building to prove my evil worth? Because I can do that. Probably wouldn’t- but not because I’m not evil enough to. It would just take too much effort.”

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Yo man, lets be a BROTP

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Both of them, but Akio takes more tbh because Kaito’s too busy defending his fries to take many of Akio’s.

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Akio, please stop.

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Are you kidding? They’re in there together. Not for very long, granted, but thy’re there together.

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Akio gives Kaito advice, all things considered. Kaito does his best to try to get Akio a date (that doesn’t involve a one-night stand), though.

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Both of them, but Kaito’s better at it.

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: KAITO BECAUSE HE’S A DICK AND LIKES BOUNCING ON TOP OF IT.

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Akio would probably start them, and Kaito would either win, or lose and get all sulky and hide the pillows.

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Considering Kaito’s already in (very sexually healthy lbr) relationships, Kaito would. Kaito confirmed for worst wingman ever.

[tinytantei-blog]

[txt:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

Oh. Hell. No.

[messaging: Lily❤]

[txt:] Whoever they are, tell them the only thing they have dibs on is a fist to the face.

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send “▶▶️” to get a glimpse at a scene from my muse’s future. 

This is weird, considering Kaito’s timeline, but let’s see what I can do...angst warning, I guess? Also from a canon, non-WC perspective.

ICE || Kuroba Kaito & Koizumi Akako

“Kuroba, it’s been twenty years! You need to stop!” He ignored the red witch’s words, instead pulling his jacket in closer to shield himself from the winter air that didn’t seem to effect Akako quite as harshly. The thirty-six year old magician (he was a magician now, hadn’t been an amateur for going on sixteen years) didn’t even know why he still talked to her, given how many times she had tried to kill-and-or-enslave him over the course of their high school and university days.

She hurried after him, high heels clicking annoyingly fast as Kaito quickened his pace. “Are you even listening?” She demanded. “You’re getting too old for this childish nonsense! Just give it up already-”

“I’m not KID,” he spat back at her. “Twenty year, and you still haven’t figured that out?”

Her glare was as sharp as her words. “You’re not fooling anybody, Kuroba, and I’d advise you to stop with your stupid little ploy. Frankly, it’s getting tiring-”

“It’s getting tiring,” he repeated in a mock falsetto, but froze at Akako’s next words.

“-and I’m sure Aoko is tired of waiting.”

Kaito inhaled sharply, sending a glare towards her that rivaled the frost  covering the ground. “Aoko’s not waiting for anything.”

He promised that he’d tell her, after everything was over.

“Stop annoying me.”

Five years, ten years, fifteen, twenty....

“When will you and that detective bastard figure out that I’m not the guy you think I am?”

Because he’s far worse, far worse, addicted to the search for a gem that might not even exist-

“I’m tired of having you two point fingers all the damn time...”

-and he couldn’t stop. Twenty years, and the trail was still as cold as her eyes, as cold as his voice, as cold as the crystals freezing the ground over.

“Just leave me alone!”

As cold as ice.

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send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch [probably when he's shin because cone so smol]

cone is the tiniest smol tbh

“Mmn-?” Shinichi had apparently fallen asleep on the couch again, because the next thing he knew, he was being jostled awake by a certain somebody worming her way next to him on the too-small piece of upholstery. With a tiny huff, he moved them so that Lily was on the inside of the couch, instead of the outside. At least that way, he would probably be the one to fall off.

And with that settled, he wrapped an arm around Lily and quickly fell back asleep.