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[Text] I’ve decided I can no longer play snooker/pool [Text] It looks like you’re jacking off a guy behind you

{text to: Oddysseus} is that a pun because i didn't get it

[text] Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. [text] I need socks [text] leggo shoppiiiiiing

{text to: Oddyseus} shopping for socks

{text to: Oddyseus} really hyung

{text to: Oddyseus} fine, where?

ALL OF THE TEXT MESSAGES

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

{text to: Oddysseus} I'm really sleepy come cuddle

Send ✘ for an unsent text

{text to: Oddysseus} i think i could be really happy with you

Send ☠ for a threatening message

{text to: Oddysseus} YOU BITCH YOU ATE MY CHEESECAKE

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

{text to: Oddysseus} I love you despite your weird ass puns <3

Send ♣ for a drunk message

{text to: Oddysseus} whkt th fuck did yoou put inm ny driink

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