#;samson

[xxvainqueur]

texts ;; sammy & thatch

Samson: What's your favorite Abba song? Samson: I 100% would never judge you for answering that incorrectly so no pressure or anything just y'know personal opinions and shit. curious is as curious does Samson: ...okay maybe a little judging as a treat but still no pressure <3

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@doctorblake:

[text; Samson] Ugh, I love Grandma, but I have been in Louisiana for a whole 48 hours and she’s spent half the time trying to convince me what I need is a southern boy.

[text; Samson] And okay, I get that she is just trying to be helpful, but does she really need to give my number to the guy at the meat counter at the supermarket?

[delayed text; Goldie] Maybe you do need a southern boy. I hear they’re pretty great.

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[txt: Bone daddy] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store (no she’s not, but ok...)

[text; Jaded] Is that a goddamn threat, pipsqueak?

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[txt: Bone daddy] I’d like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.

[text; Jaded] Baaabe. If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?

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[txt: Bone daddy] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS

[text; Jaded] FUCK ME, I’M GORGEOUS

[text; Jaded] I really, really, really mean that. You should come over and fuck me. I haven’t seen you in 121 years, and I’m slowly losing it

[text; Jaded] Save me, Jadey. You’re my only hope

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[text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you  (your choice o:-) )

[text; Goldie] Tequila is why I can’t have nice things.

[text; Goldie] Can I make it up to you with pizza? Or a hug? Or a paid week of vacation time? Or anything you want ever, up to and including a raise, because I’m dumb as fuck and really sorry and also never drinking when you’re anywhere in the vicinity again, I swear.

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[text]: Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult? (Samson)

[delayed text; Goldie] I mean, sure. You can. [text; Goldie] I’ll even cover for you if you ask nice enough.

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@thatchergreene:

“Okay,” she replied simply, shrugging as she leaned over and did just that. Thatcher bit, perhaps a bit too roughly, into the deltoid muscle of his arm closest to her. “Now what?”

“You... bit me.” Maybe he had quite literally been asking for it, but that doesn’t stop the surprise nor his incredulous statement of the obvious. As a bit of payback, Samson leans over to lightly dig his fingers into her side to find out just how ticklish she is. “Now is when you say sorry so the tickle gods consider showin’ mercy,” he sing-songs out, moving a bit closer to hold her down by the shoulder with his free hand to ensure the attack can continue.