#forging-faces

[xxvainqueur]

[txt: Bone daddy] I’d like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.

[text; Jaded] Baaabe. If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?

[xxvainqueur]

txt; My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything…and drinking… (Jade to Samson)

[text; Jaded] ...how the hell did you learn to parallel park? i still can’t do that shit right without trying like five times. city life is hard

[text; Jaded] also why is it you never get drunk with me, hmm. why must I only get to talk to drunk Jade through texts? fucking rude cause she’s like my best friend now

[text; Jaded] did you know drunk you really, really wants my dick but also wants cuddles and also likes to give a fuckton of compliments? esp if it has something to do with my mouth or my hair or ink or anything really because drunk you is awesome and i’d do so many bad things to her. don’t tell her i said that

[text; Jaded] meanwhile sober you is all “no, I never said ____” ‘cause she likes to destroy my self-esteem

[text; Jaded] then drunk you builds it up again and I’m back to zero. hero to zero, fishy. just like that. it’s supposed to go the other way. the song by the pretty, sass ladies who come on vases and dance and shit taught me

[delayed text; Jaded] i might be a little drunk tbh

[xxvainqueur]

txt; I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder, and it actually hurts. (Amber and Remy <3)

[text; Ma Femme] You are quite welcome.

[xxvainqueur]

txt; Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said “It’s game time”. He was into it. (Amber to Anais. Because I love them and we need everything with them in it)

[text; Amber <3 ] I can’t decide if I should be horrified or impressed that it worked. What emotion should I be feeling??

[text; Amber <3 ] Please tell me you went for it 100% and tackled him. Then. after you did your kinky stuffs, did a whole touchdown dance. Twerking optional.

[text; Amber <3 ] If not, I’m going with horrified because I AM DISAPPOINTED

[xxvainqueur]

Beep

Send “beep” for a random text from my muse; using generator, etc.: #11 (A confession via text)

[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] I wanna kiss you, but it’s a really bad idea ‘cause like...[delayed text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] I can’t type it. I can’t do it. you’re going to think I’m such a dumbass which you probably already think that because of this, but I don’t wanna make it worse and I already am, aren’t I?[delayed text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] fuuuuuuck thiiiiis[delayed text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] ...hi, amber. how’s things?

[xxvainqueur]

☯ for an adoring text

[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] i know it’s late but i have to tell you somethin before i decide i shouldn’t[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] you’re the most beautiful woman i’ve ever known[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] i don’t mean… on the outside[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] though you are that too[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] i’m talkin who you are as a person. i’ve never known another woman who has treated me like you do[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] you listen when i talk. you’re sad when i’m sad. when you smile, i smile too. it makes my whole face hurt cause i ain’t ever smiled so much in my whole life[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] i just want to say thank you[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] thank you for showing me people like you aren’t only fictional. people like you are walking around, acting like angels like it’s no big thing[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] it keeps me going on the days I don’t want to anymore[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] i know it sounds super dumb and stupid but i mean it. [text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] like… my blood should be made of ink by now from how much i’ve read hemingway over the years. as i get older, my feelings on the characters changed, but one thing never does. it’s the affection he expresses[text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] i always wanted to feel this way about someone but i never thought it could be real. the notion that someone like you even existed outside of a page from a novel was almost laughable to me[delayed text; Cutie with a Nice Booty] then i ran into you. suddenly all the stories make sense

[xxvainqueur]

☢️

Send ☢ for a snarky text.

[text; l'étranger] There better be a damn good reason why I have a missed call from you at such a late hour.[text; l'étranger] Unless you have a woman I need to fuck, a rat in your nest that will provide immediate trouble for me, or are currently dying--do not do it again.[text; l'étranger] On second thought, eliminate the last option. If you are dying, call someone else. Je m'en fous.

[xxvainqueur]

↔ for a bitching text

[text; Jaded] cal is driving me insane and i don’t know what to do anymore. so much easier when it’s toddler tantrums[text; Jaded] you’re a chick. if you were seeing some guy your dad hated, what would work to get you to back off the guy?[text; Jaded] everythin i say keeps havin the opposite effect. i feel like i’m driving her right to him and that’d be cool if he weren’t a fucking piece of shit whose face i want to bash in[text; Jaded] it don’t help that when she gets mad she uses things she knows will hurt to hear like they’re emotional nuclear bombs or some shit. i hate when she does this fucking christ[text; Jaded] shes been in her room crying for like an hour, and i cant decide if i want to comfort her or punish her for the shit she said. help?[delayed text; Jaded] the thing that hurts most is she claims her mom would’ve let her do this and that, so i should do the same. i ain’t Sal but i know what she would’ve done and it ain’t what callie is claiming. i can’t tell if she’s just sayin it to contradict me or if she actually believes it, but either way it’s fucked up. i really really fuckin hate this