#;skype stuff

[whitecanaryoflight]

“you are responsible enough to assassinate donald trump and that might be your princess story” - @vampirestakecareofourown

This is the best thing anyone has ever told me.

[whitecanaryoflight]

Our lives are laid out before us. It’s going to be fantastic.

[12:34:20 PM] Al'byad Alkunari: It's the easiest one of the bunch listed on courses But no Tap Dance Dance Performance Ballet Jazz Dance Modern Dance Dance Choreography

and lord knows that doesn't even take in the required Fitness and Wellness class, the one other Physical Health class you gotta take[I'm gonna choose between Aerobics and Beginner Racquetball]

AND there's five sections that say "Theatre or Dance Elective" and one that says "Theatre, Cinema, Dance, or Music Elective"

In NONE of those spots, are the category requirements, because those are all already placed in the sample schedule. Also there's four spots that say "Any University Elective" [12:35:29 PM] Nikki Rory: ...................wow [12:36:42 PM] Nikki Rory: *quiet sexual noises while eating parmesan goldfish* [12:36:49 PM] Al'byad Alkunari: *throws confetti* THEATRE [12:36:57 PM] Al'byad Alkunari: This is it, this is our lives [12:37:53 PM] Nikki Rory: the horror writer and the musical theater actress and the poor soul who has been accidentally cast to keep us both in line [12:38:05 PM] Nikki Rory: I'll have to admit I have much better self control than I used to [12:40:20 PM] Al'byad Alkunari: Same, surprisingly. Although I'm talking more about spending money and eating healthy[SHOCKER, I chose a bag of sliced apples and a bag of broccoli and cauliflower over a bag of chips. the end is nigh.]

[whitecanaryoflight]

THE GREAT FOOD WAR OF THE WAVERIDER. 

We’re calling it that. @vampirestakecareofourown

[9:00:04 PM] The Black Sky: I feel like Mick and Mel would eat TV dinners specifically to mess with Len and Kendra that are like "You have to eat ACTUAL food. Food that's healthy for you. You can't live on that processed crap." since everyone thinks Kendra's about organic foods and such and Len is just looking out for them and they just don't. listen. [9:01:53 PM] Nikki Rory: Gory enables the fuck out of them because "no offence, guys, but I wouldn't eat you if you were all that stood between me and starvation. You know exactly how that kale shit makes you taste." Pats Mick like there are two ways she could be tapping that but, you know, doesn't. Will not hurt bbs. Her bbys. [9:02:42 PM] The Black Sky: Then Len and Kendra get them to try something that's actually healthy and they take bites of it and make digusted faces and Mel just goes "Ew, it tastes so..." and Mick goes ".. green." and you can SEE the frustration and about-to-give-up looks on their faces because "Of COURSE it tastes green, it IS green!" and yeeesssss [9:04:31 PM] Nikki Rory: "Do they look like they need their spinach to you?" picks up an arm each and shows off muscles [9:06:13 PM] The Black Sky: Kendra and Len start being the cooks and hiding healthy food in things Mick and Melody eat. As soon as they find out, they stop eating the things Len and Kendra cook and then Len and Kendra get EXTREMELY worried because "Look at what we did, Len, now they're not eating at ALL!" but it's not true because in the middle of the night Mick is cooking the greasiest most disgusting foods with lobs of cheese and bacon and so much grease and him and Mel are eating those and when Kendra and Len find out thanks to Ray being a snitch after an insomnia night, they absolutely LOSE it and are YELLING at Mick and Mel and Mel just ".. can you move two feet to the left, you're blocking the tv for us" and Rip is so fucking thankful that it's not him about to burst a blood vessel and get an eyetwitch this time

[9:08:18 PM] Nikki Rory: gigglesnorts loudly because you know Gory and Jax are on board with that and probably Stein a little too. They've got a psychic connection, food makes endorphins happen. There are so many traitors among them. Everyone bounces to Team Rory in the kitchen every once in a while. Sara justifies it with "well we could die at any minute." That's about the point at which Gory decides she likes her. [9:12:26 PM] The Black Sky: Yeeeesssss!! Then shopping day comes because this literal food war is depleting kitchen supplies FAST. Rip is literally losing sleep because of all the arguing and the constantly cooking because the smell and the noise keeps him awake, so who goes food shopping? Rip, Kendra, Leonard, and Ray. Team Rory sees them boarding the ship with groceries and you can hear the whispers and Mick and Mel going "Oh no." They just look at each other. Kendra and Leonard are smirking as the ship takes flight. Standing with their arms crossed. Mick and Mel stand up, stand face to face with them. They look Len and Kendra in the eyes and all is silent on the ship. and then just: "This means war." Kendra and Len look at each other, look back at them, lean in closer. "Bring it."

You can hear Rip cursing under his breath like "what have I done".

[9:14:10 PM] Nikki Rory: whispers Gory just "I will give you nine hundred dollars cash, you'll spend two of it on food for us and the rest you can use to get yourself something pretty. Don't ask where I got it, it doesn't matter now. You can't be bought, I know you better, but...." Puts it in his chest pocket, "everyone can be rented." [9:17:15 PM] The Black Sky: Sadly it'd have to wait until next food shopping time and Kendra and Len made SURE to buy enough so that it wouldn't be for quite a while... until Mel and Mick start experimenting, that is. They start grabbing all of this healthy junk and going "How can we combine these to make greasy, cheesy, heart-attack worthy foods?"

Len and Kendra are hearing cooking at midnight. They wake each other up like "what the hell do you think they're doing?" they go into the kitchen and are HORRIFIED. Because they found ways to make unhealthy meals out of healthy foods.

[9:21:41 PM] Nikki Rory: whispers man can you imagine the shit that happens at midnight obviously they're there so Gory can't sleep, so every so often she pitches in hearing all the noise, Jax sometimes gets up to pitch in - who better to help build an ungodly beautiful culinary creation than a college aged kid? They literally have a schism in the team because of their midnight cooking. [9:21:58 PM] Nikki Rory: Stein has to drink seven cups of coffee the next day. Sorry, gray [9:22:39 PM] The Black Sky: YEEESSS. [9:23:13 PM] The Black Sky: Next Grocery day, Rip makes the mistake of bringing Jax, Gory, Mel, Mick, Ray, Len, and Kendra. [9:24:10 PM] Nikki Rory: They organized this for weeks this is the one time Gory has gone Full Leonard the minute they're off the ship it's GO GO gO GOGOGOGOGGOGOGO they all take off like bats out of hell to cover the most ground the fastest THEY CAN'T DO IT IF THEY HAVE NO SPACE [9:29:33 PM] The Black Sky: Len and Kendra keep taking things out of the cart that Team Rory puts in because it's SO UNHEALTHY and then they disappear and Ray, Len, and Kendra are just like "oh no" and Rip is like "Kill me. Christ, if you're there, if you're listening, please, kill me right here and right now" Half an hour later, Rip, Ray, Len, and Kendra's cart bumps into Mick, Mel, Gory, and Jax's cart. A pure look of horror arises on Team Healthy's faces. Chips, brownies, bacon, steaks, chicken, fries, stuff for chili, so much cheese, a huge ass jar of pickles, buckets of icecream, anything and everything for milkshakes and malts, and so much junk. Not a single vegetable or fruit in sight. Rip just "We're checking out. Now." in his Dad voice. Team Rory grins proudly. Team Healthy, despite their cart full of healthy foods, can feel their souls WEEPING.

EDIT: GUT BUSTING TACO RECIPE THAT MAKES LEN CAVE IN BECAUSE “This isn’t so bad” AND KENDRA LOOKS AT HIM LIKE SHE’S SCANDALIZED AND THEN LOOKS TO RAY FOR HELP BUT HE’S MID-BITE INTO A TACO LIKE “What? It’s good.”

Tortilla of anyone’s preference[I like Flour], hamburger meat, bacon chunks, add some shredded chicken, and three kinds of cheese[cheddar, colby jack, and either pepper jack or habanero chedder depending on what you like], tomatos of course, jalapenos and cayenne red peppers, salsa, mushrooms sauteed in the grease of the hamburger and the bacon, with onions, ala iHop steak tips style.

[whitecanaryoflight]

“YOU WERE THE GOOD CHILD”

This phrase is going down in history in this skype conversation.

[sleeparre]

ιησ: hajime hint calms the fuck down

ιησ: *hinata

ιησ: omg

ιησ: hajime hint

Shibe: hajime can't take a hint

ιησ: omFg

ιησ: insert disgusted chiaki expression

Shibe: Hajime Friendzone Simulator 2016

ιησ: The whole game is just Peko

Shibe: Hajime Decapitation Simulator 2016

Shibe: who is the protagonist of that one?

ιησ: Naegi's ahoge

Shibe: Danganronpa Ahoge Barbershop

Shibe: that's DLC

ιησ: Komaeda isn't allowed

Shibe: day-one DLC that is the price of the original game

Shibe: Shingetsu Guillotine Simulator

ιησ: FUCK YOU

Shibe: C:

ιησ: DON'T EVEN

ιησ: HE IS MY BABY I WILL CUT YOU

ιησ: like I legit feel like you've just insulted my son

Shibe: SLAMS YOUR SON INTO THE BIN

ιησ: YOU'RE A MONSTER

[flipsandquips-blog]

Me: ARE YOU ALSO DRUNK

Jess: NORNAL AMOUNTS

Me: NORNAL AMOUNTS DRUNK

Jess: YES

[likeacatouttahell-blog]

Me: HIS PUNS ARE BETTER THAN URS THO

Patrick: NOT POSSIBLE

Me: PROVE IT

Patrick: I CAN’T JUST MAKE PUNS ON A DIME

Patrick: THEY COME TO ME

Me: CAN YOU MAKE PUNS ON A QUARTER

Patrick: NOW THAT JUST WOULDN’T MAKE CENTS

Me: OH GOD

[strikesfromafar]

[25-07-2015, 6:57:15 PM] Gena Bean: pft, I said I hated the modern Apollo Tumblr always constructs, that of the rock band frontman [25-07-2015, 6:57:16 PM] Gena Bean: and literally [25-07-2015, 6:57:18 PM] Gena Bean: my FC [25-07-2015, 6:57:19 PM] Gena Bean: is a rock band frontman [25-07-2015, 6:57:32 PM] Gena Bean: what am i doing with my life

well, he left the band in 2008. but still, it happened