[mssg → CUTE DICKWEED]: made u coffee bb :)
[mssg → CUTE DICKWEED ]: i’m sorry i don’t trust you. i know that’s not what you wanted to hear. but i don’t really trust anyone. kind of hard to do that when you grew up like i did. idk. sorry.
[mssg → CUTE DICKWEED ]: if you eveR push me out door again with no my coffee you will be dead
[mssg → CUTE DICKWEED ]: U r a n asshole.,, u r asshole . rmr when u set me up with a LESBIAN. asshole. im not rlly mad abt that but god the vodak waNTS ME TO b
[mssg → CUTE DICKWEED ]: bro you’re awesome and i’d totally get you off probably not with my mouth but i would totally get you off u know maybe like a friend thing like guys just being guys
[mssg → CUTE DICKWEED ]: so what you’re saying is actually that you’ve NEVER seen rorys tits
[mssg → CUTE DICKWEED ]: the next time you play the telletubbies theme full volume when i’m about to come down grant’s throat i swear to god i’m going to put laxatives in your coffee [mssg → CUTE DICKWEED ]: lol