what sexual thing do you think would be unique/interesting about each eeveelution?
inspired by a pair of art pieces i saw where leafeons produced a lot of seed and flareons were the hottest
Ohhh yes…. Seeing it now with the minds eye 👁️
You’re def right about Flareon running the hottest, I think they would also be some of the most affectionate in a way. They violently nuzzle their face and neck into you whilst nearing completion and also post-nut. It’s simultaneously loving affection and also further claiming you by getting their smell all over you 🧡
Jolteon are…. Far too excitable for their own good at times. They have those spring-loaded muscles that fuck faster than they have any busniness doing so, and they often cum the fastest as a result….. but by arceus the recovery on them is insane. They can go round after round, and the more empty their balls, the more little electric zaps you get. Out of love of course 💛
Vaporeon fucking is something of a delicate art. They take it slower and like to curl as much of their tail around you as possible. They also make a lot of very cute purrs and trills that aren’t heard very often outside of sex. When they cum, it’s a higher amount than many of the other eeveelutions, however it is also much higher in volume of water due to their biological composition. This can lead to worries of less fertility, so Vaporeon regularly will remain entwined for long after the deed is done. Be prepared to warm their cocks until sunrise 💙
Espeon and Umbreon have similar effects that they can pull on their partners, but have different ways of going about it. They both can and will mess with your mind. In espeon’s case it utilizes its intense psychic prowess to completely overwhelm your mind, leaving it unable to focus on any one specific thing and eventually go completely dumb. Umbreon on the other hand takes a slightly rougher route and has a toxin in its saliva that, when injected into the bloodstream in small enough doses, makes your muscles loosen a lot and fogs over your mind. Leaving your limbs heavy and mind so sleepy. Oh… surely a nap here would be fine…. 💜🖤
Leafeon definitely do produce the most seed…. They cum very large amounts and have a very high sperm count. Leafeon that are less sexually experienced will often be fully tapped out of any more activity for a while after just one round because of how hard and how much they cum. Thankfully, with practice, they can get their stamina up to keep going more and more… be sure to lay out some towels if you plan to go a few rounds with a Leafeon. You’ll need it 💚
Glaceon are much more territorial and possessive than one would think, at least when it comes to their sexual partners. They, similar to Flareon, want others to know that you are theirs. However, they take a much more visible approach. Small teeth marks and bruises are common to be left on their partners, working in tandem with the scent you’re utterly drenched in to REALLY paint the picture. And, yes, their cum is cold. Not unpleasantly so, but it is the coldest amongst the eeveelus 🩵
Sylveon are very sensitive, it’s known that their ribbons are essentially feelers in their own way…. But what you may not know is that a Sylveon that is in the right headspace can cum from nothing but stimulation to their ribbons. They are also some of the most clingy in sex, rivaling Vaporeon. They will wrap every ribbon around any part of you that they can grab, and will grip with their full strength. They do tend to loosen up after they’ve came, but until then you may notice your fingers going tingly from the cut-off blood flow 🩷
I should be asleep but my pussy possessed my mind and wrote this instead
Imagine having some "anime logic" when it comes to some of the pokemon that are definitely larger than humans are used to in bed.
After all, if people are completely fine after getting hit with a flamethrower, then surely you're fully evolved starter pokemon with a 18 inch and longer member won't hurt.
and this would especially apply to any legendary pokemon with psychic or reality bending abilites.
Palkia legit creating a whole galaxy in their humans body to create as much children as they NEED (these legendaries are horny and desperate, please give them kids now)
When I say ‘call my pussy the distortion world’ THIS is exactly what I’m meaning!! Put a pocket universe in me!!! Let me carry your giant godly eggs!!!
I love the idea of having a loving Audino companion that just cares so so much :( they want to make sure you’re always feeling good in every way possible! They bring you your vitamins/meds every day, always makes sure you have water, reminds you to eat and take breaks. They’re just so doting!
So when you have a day that you’re just so so horny that you can’t think straight - stuck in bed frustrated at your inability to get off, your ever so sensitive Audino picks up on it so easily.
At first they would try to get you out of bed, gently attempting to coax you to take your mind off of it. But as you stubbornly pull away and tuck yourself against your mattress, they get a different idea….
Your darling Audino doesn’t have the biggest cock, but they’re so easier please you. They buck their hips frantically and make the cutest little whines, pushing past their quickly accumulating overstimulation to make sure you cum as many times as you need to feel all better :( by the end they’ve drained all their cum into you from the constant repeated orgasms brought on by the oversensitivity, but it’s so worth it to them because you finally feel better. ♡
Hi I was looking for a place to ask this and you seem like the right person.
So I have this aggron right? And he’s very affectionate . Hugs me whenever he sees me, wanting to cuddle anytime he sleeps, stuff like that. But lately he’s been acting a little differently?
When he hugs me his claws keep reaching lower . I could’ve sworn I felt a claw on my pants (he almost reached my cock at times!) His growls have been getting much lower pitched. He’s been licking me everywhere, and he won’t stop trying to sit on my lap (fun way to learn that Aggrons ARE soft on their bottoms, too) . He’s also been extremely leaky and I don’t know where it’s coming from
Don’t get me wrong I love that he’s feeling more affectionate but I’m worried that he’s not feeling well. Is there any way I can help him out?
My sweet, oblivious Anon…. You are (or, at least, are about to be) very fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Your aggron sounds like he is in the early stages nearing a rut cycle. Aggron, like many steel types, are very socially adaptable and have bodies that tune in with this adaptability. Essentially, they don’t enter ruts or heats if there is no reason to - as to preserve precious energy.
From what you're saying about his behavior, it leads me to believe that he sees you as a contender to mate with, and is actively pushing boundaries to see if you will reciprocate.
I highly recommend accepting your Aggron’s courting and fucking him at least once before he fully slips into the peak of his mating cycle. An aggron in a mating cycle without a designated mate is more…. Hasty. More likely to see any affection of yours as courting behavior. He will get more and more frustrated at the lack of sexual contact, and may be less aware of his greater surroundings as he will be wholly focused on trying to win you over (sounds nice! Until there’s an aggron-sized hole in your wall and your coffee table is in splinters after being walked over.)
Kantonian Mr. Mime is cute…. Love the colors and big smile and the silly walk….. I think they would give very sweet hugs and rub your back with their big hands. If you can get past the barriers, that is. I’m sharing one of my houses in pokopia with one :) I keep imagining giving one a hug now and I think it would be so nice.
Galarian Mr. Mime’s is cute too, I don’t like it as much as the Kanto variant. but I do still like it. And I adore the lil dance animations it does, they’re so silly. I legitimately think that if you were feeling down, both forms of Mr. Mime would do very good at comforting you - wether it be through physical comfort in Kanto Mime’s hugs, or Galar Mime cheering you up with dances that make you giggle.
Not pokemon that I think I would fuck personally, but I do respect the thirst for them, and I think I would enjoy one as a friend :)
This ask is so old by now but THANK YOU!!! Now that I. Uhm. Have been reminded I made this blog I def wanna come back to it and stick around ♡ I love fucking pokemon and I have so many thoughts about it
