massive grasshoppers look like a sea crustacean to an idiot infj
INTJ : *Sends a pic of some grasshoppers*
INFJ: lol they look kinda bug like
INTJ :*slightly suspicious but ignores feeling* wdym bug -like ..they ARE bugs lol
INFJ: *genuinely surprised* WAIT WHAT i thought they were in water the first time dude
INFJ: a weird lobster or smth idk okay
INTJ: *stares in utter disbelief cause who the flip thinks grasshoppers are LOBSTERS*
(^^ yeah I dont get how she mixed them up either esp considering one is about 100 times bigger than the other - - )
infj: I SAID A WEIRD LOBSTER OKAY?! IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TEL SCALE IN THE PHOTO THAT INTJ SENT AND THEY LOOKED RLLY BIG?! SO MY BRAIN WAS LIKE NO BUG IS THAT BIG?! SO IT FILLED IN THE AIR WITH WATER TO MAKE THE PHOTO WORK OKAY INTJ?!