☎ ø & $
☎: for a voicemail not meant for you
☎: “hey mom! i’m a little drunk but i just had the greatest night, i know you probably won’t get this until the morning, but that’s fine, i just wanted to talk to someone and who better then you! anyway, i was just with that girl i told you about, the one i like, and ah mom, she’s amazing. if you thought i was special, just wait until you meet her. she thinks i’m funny. and she likes hanging out with me, and i swear i feel like i could talk about anything for hours and she’d listen. she’s so pretty mom, so so pretty. she makes me feel warm, but that could be the alcohol or the fact that i’m covered in a ton of blankets right now. might be the blankets. i hope i don’t wake up sweating… anyway, i love you mom, hope the next time i’m talking to you it’s face to face and not over the phone! goodnight!”
“&” for a LOVING text.
&: bokyung, you better be pUMPED for our sleepover tonight, i’m super excited and i cannot wait to GAME with you!╰ &: alsO i’ve preordered smash and i cannot wait to whOOP ur ass. also don’t kill me for saying that. ╰ &: u know that ur gonna lose… cuz u r… gonna lose… i mean<3
“$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
$: just saw a man wearing the coolest pairs of sunglasses i’ve ever seen╰ $: i tried taking a picture but it’s super blurry because he was looking at me and i got anxious ╰ $: anyway, real question, would i pull them off or not?