#@isis

[sunbleachedfairies]

I think this was a conversation I had with my friend once

Isis: so I'm there, and I'm just SMASHED, just so smashed I can't even see where I'm going I'm just so SMAS-

me: you only had one drink

Isis: so I was SMASHED

[blue-ultramarine]

Islamic State In Syria? How about Please Find Unclaimed Land Or Go To The Moon Instead Of Killing People Thank You Very Much (PFULOGTTMIOKPTYVM>ISIS)

[joshuaspointofview]

Criteria "For People You May Know?"

You ever wonder how Facebook picks those people you may know? Well this is how.... You both have vowels in your name You both live on Earth You both have Facebook accounts You both like food You both once murdered someone You both seen a movie You both hate Maroon 5 You both have fingers You both fucked Susan You both never won at tic tac toe You both think that Cat In The Hat Comes Back is the best sequel ever You both saw Harrison Ford at K-Mart You both like Popeye's better than KFC You both have a hard time counting to 9 You both miss Tommy Lee Jones #Rip You both voted for Mitt You both took part in the Baltimore riots You both sold drugs to A-Rod You both support The Isis You both think Stone Cold Steve Austin is god You both work out once a decade You both like Legos You both think G.O.T is the poor man's L.O.R You both think Brady was framed You both watch TNT 23 hours a day You both lie about beating Paperboy 2 You both are losers

[joshuaspointofview]

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