Is it bad that I'm listening to "Toy Soldier" by Britney Spears (hush, I'm rating all my unrated songs right now) and ... thought of you? IDK, SHE REALLY NEEDS A SOLDIER. ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT BOOTY?
I do not know why you thought of me--unless it was purely the booty? I have been talking a lot about booties (HOW DO YOU PLURALIZE THAT; IT JUST LOOKS LIKE I'M TALKING ABOUT TINY SLIPPERS FOR DOGS AND BABIES), lately--, but. Hey! Britney Spears! That is never a bad connection, in my book.
(DO I...SEEM AS THOUGH I REALLY NEED A SOLDIER? I mean, I wouldn't be...uh, AVERSE to one. Or. Anyone in general, really. Is this a Steve thing??? HELP ME UNDERSTAND.)









