#hammerhound

[alexxuun]

Me and the rarepair I’ve been obsessed over. Wait- hear me out-

[sonof-nyx]

little red and the big bad wolf

[svissalan]

[werepires]

Heard we’re doing hammerhound now 👀

[raelbeeb]

Jayce got expelled from the Academy after the explosion. He is banished to Zaun where he stumbles into The Last Drop, and finds a big man with big hands and a soft spot for sad pretty boys

[novaoinova]

Never in my life i thought i’d be into something like this

Me:-I won’t get into this weird rare #hammerhound pairing, i’m just gonna have a look…

Oi:- Famous last words

Me now:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63259069

[sarcasticamaleont]

Hammerhound is such a funny concept to me, because no matter when you put it the implications between Jayce and the Zaun gang are always hilarious.

Before the robbery? This random nice young guy your dad is sleeping with is apparently rich and you can't obviously do the normal route and try to fall in his good grace to get some money, no better to robb him.

After? Imagine robbing someone and then some days later he is fucking your dad. I would be outraged, materially you may have won but he for sure won spiritually. Maybe they even met because of the robbery!

Post time skip? Horrible implications that my girlfriend's brother is going down on my dad. (If you are Vi) Absolutely not.

Imagine being Silco, having to break peace between Zaun and Piltover and finally getting you dream of freedom and the guy you have to talk to for it to be possible is your ex new boytoy.

[angrycloudloud]

I LOVE good crack ships!!

Like, Vander and Jayce. Okay, two big buff puppies fucking like beasts. I get it.

Or, Silco and Viktor, two intelligent motherfuckers that want to help their people to unthinkable lengths... Probably freaky sex there. Silco would definetely tell Viktor how perfect he is and Viktor would definetely want to help him with his eye but never say anything because Silco doesn't treat his eye like an imperfection. Stuning.

But!!!!!! Silco and Jayce... And you think Jayce is only one imagining their partner there... like you see Jayce fucking Silco imagining he's Viktor but don't see that probably Silco touches every muscle on Jayce arms and shoulders and fucking think about a young Vander in the mines holding him.

Like fuck off... What do you mean Vander didn't cross your mind holding Viktor too kindly and Viktor closing his eyes thinking about how that could be Jayce if he wasn't so sick and broken (physically). And Vander is so fucking broken thinking about how Viktor wanting to help people of Zaun fucking reminded him of a young Silco, one that let him be the one covered in blood, one Silco that smiled like an idiot and called himself bozo 1, a Silco he hasn't tried to kill yet... But Viktor also reminds him of the Silco that is broken, the man obsessed with getting Zaun into a better place no matter what... And still Vander holds him kindly to trick himself into thinking that is Silco and he found the fucking letter, just for a second, joking to Viktor saying "long hair would suit you"... (I made myself cry)

Are you fucking telling me you look at those blorbos and didn't saw all the fucking drama behind the freaky sex?!

The less drama would be Jayce and Vander and yet i'm pretty sure i can think of some if i think hard enough...

Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Edit: someone suggested polyamory and yes!! I suggested the name "the four gays of the hexapocalipsis" because it's ominous as fuck like those four being in a relationship together.