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#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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In another world.
nsfw content, eighteen+
content warning. fingering, squirting, munch o'clock, athlete!reader, two bitches that are obsessed with each other, cocky!vi, public sex, jealousy if you squint.
being nemeses with hockeyplayer!vi who couldn’t breathe right when she’s in your vicinity without steam puffing out through your ears. everything about her from the way she walks or when she cockily smiles when the precious puck vi believes she’s invented soars through the net. being captain of the undefeated team is all that anyone would talk about on campus — if it weren’t for you.
sudden role reversal should be embarrassing. imo
i js made some BUUUULLSHIIITTT 🔥🔥 please acceptnmy procrastination doodles. i am SO RUSTY its humbling but whateva
#IlyaCooked versus #IlyaGetsRoasted
ilya and hayden frequently get into twitter feuds, it doesn't even raise any eyebrows anymore. some people even suspect it's their person way of expressing affection for each other (it's not)
hayden is fielding interview questions post montreal victory and gets asked some questions about ilya's chemistry on the ice with shane compared to his own. hayden's answer ends up joking about how his chemistry with shane was unbeatable because of how well they knew each other and quips that, if you count the roadies, hayden has technically lived with shane longer than ilya has
ilya obviously cannot let this slide (especially considering that it pokes at a sore spot he tries to keep hidden about the early years of their relationship). he gets tagged in endless twitter posts about the interview and ends up responding with "oh? and which one of us literally knows the gorgeous shane hollander both inside and out? you could only dream of what i know."
this does actually make the internet break for a while, especially after a semi-popular hockey blog that always leaned towards the conservative side retweeted the clap back with "ngl ilya cooked with this one". the hashtags #LetHimCook and #IlyaCooked and #HaydenGetsCooked trend for days
ottawa wins a game a few days later and shane is on press duty. none of the reporters are sure of how much shane is aware of what's going on on twitter, especially considering his sparse social media presence. a reporter finally gets up the courage to ask shane how he feels about ilya cooking earlier in the week, and shane responds with a flat "ilya has never cooked a day in his life". cue the internet losing its hit again. #DontLetHimCook and #ShaneCooked and #IlyaGetsRoasted trend for days
half the internet is convinced that shane has the best dry humor they've ever seen, the other half is convinced that shane is the most clueless man in the nhl. ilya will flop back and forth on acting like the betrayed husband who is so hurt by shane's cruel jokes, and insisting that he can't cook for shane even if he wanted to because shane is too picky and actually he's still the victim here because his husband is so mean about his cooking! everyone is charmed by ilya's dramatics and drop the issue when they realize ilya is never going to give them a straight answer or not. ilya is just a silly little guy like that
no one realizes that ilya is also unable to tell if shane was messing with the reporter or not. ilya wasn't in the press room when the interview was going on, he wasn't able to get a good read on shane's reaction to the question. watching it over video isn't the same at all! eventually, ilya breaks and just asks shane directly if he was deliberately roasting ilya or if had responded in the literal sense. shane responded with "oh, i thought you knew me inside and out? maybe ask hayden what he thinks, since the two of you love to talk about me on twitter so much". much to shane's (and harris's) satisfaction, ilya deliberately avoids interacting with hayden for months after that
saw send help and am obsessed with the core of the film aka the scene where linda talks about her husband and bradley talks about his mom. because then you think about it and each one is just a stand in for the other’s past abusive relationship. bradley can’t accept linda’s power over him but when he realizes he needs it he puts on a charming compliant facade that you can imagine was what he needed to survive his childhood all while growing more and more hateful. linda keeps bradley there and makes him dependent on her even when he manipulates and insults and poisons her because she can’t stand being alone and suddenly you can imagine the cycle that kept her and her husband married for 10 years. bradley sees her as his mom and is never attracted to her and shakes his head at the food she feeds him like a child. linda sees him as her husband and pictures the life they could have together as a couple. both were operating on hardware from decades past and were never going to change. no one talk to me.
last day of freedom... I'm spending it on. trying.
quilty