fuck it, I’m embracing the hyperfixation

finally caved and made a heated rivalry side blog. yes i will be perverted about it.

[all-for-hr]

hi, y’all!

you can call me Mars. I am a legal adult and this blog will definitely have adult content — fair warning before you follow

my main is @all-things-breathing but please don’t feel obligated to follow me on there 😊

[sublunagh]

SOPHIE NÉLISSE as ROSE LANDRY

[loony-wolf-bird]

Can you imagine the cuteness aggression that Ilya would get when he finally sees a real loon and it has its fluffy little babies with it?

And we know he ends up getting a loon tattoo. What if when they have their first kid, he gets a fluffy little baby added to its back? 😭

[bipolar4autistic]

Suicide attempt hc discussion but Sat here staring at the wall for a full hour doing nothing but thinking about Shane finding ilya after a suicide attempt and having to try to help and calling 911 just living such a bad nightmare he didn’t even realize he should be scared for it. Thinking the whole time if Ilya dies he’s next. He’s next. Ilya dying in his arms Shane covered in his blood as he tries to stop the flow as they wait for an ambulance to arrive (Ilya did not have it in him to go the same as his mama) and he’s just screaming and crying that he lost his baby :( most crucial to this is that Shane then lies to ilya and says the dog walker found him and called 911 then Shane. Shane didn’t see a thing. Don’t worry about Shane this is not a Shane moment Ilya there’s no reason to feel guilty trust me I love you . You are everything to me I just want you to feel better. I love you. You left me. But that’s okay! I’m okay! Let’s go for a walk. You were going to leave me forever. What do you want for breakfast? I love you! I saw you dying. You are the only thing that matters to me. There was so much blood. I saw you dying. The guilt is already eating Ilya aliveeeeeee btw when Yuna lied to Ilya for Shane abt who found him he was so relieved he was so grateful. It didn’t matter to him int the moment, his bad thoughts were just too much against it, but he’s so fucking glad it wasn’t Shane. He just wishes Shane would stop looking at him like he’s a ghost.

[emmiegoesinsane]

shane when he joins the ottawa centaurs:

[hr-rep]

First dick pic that Shane sends Ilya is unprompted, has no message attached and shitty lighting, and makes Ilya drop his phone on his own face.

[hr-rep]

@nightquills as always incredibly correct tags

[mutinsfromthemoon]

a short au idea where shane goes to visit his girlfriend by surprise because he was on a work trip and when he knocks on her door it takes a while to swing open, and when it finally does he’s face to face with a half-naked man he’s never seen before and his girlfriend appears behind him and turns all apologetic and starts crying when she notices shane at the door and starts saying it’s not what it looks like and begging for forgiveness, but shane just stands there barely listening, only having eyes for the guy who’s leaning against the doorframe looking completely unbothered, smirking like he’s actually enjoying the whole scene, and it makes shane so mad, so he pulls his hand away from his ex’s grip, breaks up with her, and leaves. he goes straight to his car but doesn’t turn the engine on, just leans his forehead against the steering wheel and stays there for like fifteen minutes, until he hears someone knock on his window and looks up and it’s the guy, so he rolls the window down and snaps “what do you want?”and the guy goes “i didn’t know she had a boyfriend” and shane’s like “so what?” and the guy, smirking just like before, goes “if i knew she had a boyfriend who looked like you, i would’ve been chasing you instead of her” and shane’s thinking this situation is absurd (and secretly pleased) and just asks “what the fuck is your problem?” and the guy goes “my problem is that i clearly chose the wrong one, now you can help me correct it, right?” and he winks at shane, who just flips him off, rolls up the window, and drives away. later shane is at a bar telling what happened to his friends when someone slides into the booth next to him and it’s the guy and his friend rose goes “shane, this is ilya, he’s the guy i met at the painting class and was telling you that you two would be great friends” and shane is sitting there horrified and speechless while ilya gives him that same satisfied smirk and goes “oh shane, we’re definitely going to be GREAT friends” and now shane is truly fucked

[shaneseggs]

if shane died ilya is eating his body like a cat but if ilya died shane is lying down next to him until he also dies like a dog

[finelytaylored]

“can’t believe you treat your gf like this Hollander 😔” has me crying lmao please someone write this

[cupcakesandhags]

okay but for sure baby shane on his first hockey team got to play on the ice during an intermission at a centaurs game in the 90s. he scored a goal and did a cute little celebration jump (and immediately lost his balance and fell on his butt). harris pulls the clip from somewhere deep in the centaurs archive. he makes an insta post after shane's first game with the cens and includes the video with a caption about tonight being shane hollander's second ever centaurs goal.

ilya just barely manages to keep himself from sobbing in delight at the video.

[legowerewolf]

can't leave this in the notes @jskakanna

[creamsiclemelt]

i do think a lot of the shit that cause problems with this fandom truly honestly comes down to this: a lot of people in HR fandom (and fandom in general, let's be VERY honest) do not understand that when they talk about BDSM and doms and subs don't realize they are talking about very real people in a very real community.

the things you say about "ilya wouldn't be mean to shane during sex, he loves shane too much" is a reflection on how you feel about real life doms who are "mean" to their subs.

the things you say about "shane can't be submissive in multiple ways, he's one of the best players in the world and extremely dominant in his sport" is a reflection on how you feel about real life subs and what you think their submission means about how good/bad they are at their job.

even the more subtle shit like, "ilya goes along with what shane says and does what he wants sexually and he does it just for shane. he loves shane and would be ok with anything" reflects on what you subtly think about doms having their own desires and what it means about their love for their partner.

shit like "once ilya has been to Enough Therapy and their relationship is settled enough, he's gonna stop wanting to be in charge and be willing to let shane take the reigns" is a reflection on a) how you feel about doms with trauma they're dealing with, b) bdsm being...a mental illness question mark? and c) submissives being selfish and the only ones benefiting from BDSM in a relationship.

like PLEASE just think for a second!!!!!

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

I have this headcanon where in an alternative universe Ilya had a moment of insight at the beginning of their hookups so when The Raiders asked where he was going instead of saying he was gonna see Montreal Jane he was like 'I am gonna see my close personal friend Shane Hollander we are gonna eat takeout and play videogames in his house he is my best friend actually.' And the Raiders were like, 'Yeah, right.' But he kept the bit, and every time they were in Montreal, he told the Raiders he was meeting Shane, and the rivalry was just league PR bullshit. They never truly believed him, but it didn't really matter at the time. And When they were eventually at the cottage and Shane told Ilya his plan Ilya was like 'Do not be mad but I have been telling Raiders you are my best friend and every time we play monteral I come to see you to play videogames and eat takeout for years and they never belived me so there is still plusably denibility but if you wanna launch a friendship we dont have to wait or built up I already laid the groundwork.' And Shane is in his head like 'I am gonna marry this man.' So they announce the charity the same summer and the raiders are like 'well shit he was telling the truth.' And since Ilya did lay the groundwork, when the media asks them about Ilya and Shane's 'have been friends the whole time' narrative, the Raiders are like, 'Yeah, he told us they were friends; we just didn't believe him.' Which makes the public opinion on their friendship largely positive but doesn't really change the overall timeline all that much just gives them some room to be publicly affectionate and kind of takes the heat off the fanmail gate bc instead of the public thinking it was an enemies-to-lovers hot sex in hotel rooms 9-year situationship with messy breakups and hookups in between they think it was a slow-burn friends-to-lovers situation filled with yearning and Queer self discovery which is more palatable to the public.

[tinylilhollander]

David and Yuna are clearing out their attic, and they come over with a box of Shane's old childhood stuff to see if there's anything Shane (but realistically, Ilya) wants to keep.

As Shane and Ilya are going through the box, Ilya pulls out a little Centaurs branded notebook, with "Shane's Fun Facts!" written on the front in sharpie. Ilya is understandably delighted.

"What is this?" he asks, smiling from ear to ear, quickly yanking it out of the reach of Shane who immediately tries to swipe it out of his hands.

"It's nothing," says Shane, but the way his cheeks have gone pink behind his freckles tells another story.

"Uh-uh. It cannot be nothing if you don't want me to see it this badly."

Turning his back to Shane so he can't easily grab at it, Ilya opens to a random page and reads in Shane's 8-year-old scrawl:

Lightning bolts are five times hotter than the sun. That is very hot!

Ilya is grinning even wider now.

"Wow, Solnyshko, that is a fun fact."

"Fuck off," Shane says. He doesn't even attempt to grab it again, just kind of collapses and bonks his head into Ilya's shoulder. "I used to have trouble making friends as a kid. Dad suggested I start collecting facts to use as icebreakers. Y'know, to get conversations going."

"Did they work?" asks Ilya, tilting his head so that it rests on top of Shane's as his husband gives an almighty sigh.

"I think they made it worse, actually."

Ilya turns to another page and reads it out loud.

"Oology is the study of eggs. It's so cool because it looks like there are three eggs in the word!"

"Oh god," says Shane, burying his face further into Ilya's neck.

"I think you knew all the worst kids in Canada," says Ilya, putting down the book and wrapping his arms around Shane. "Those facts would have worked on me."

"Really?" asks Shane, glancing up at Ilya's face to see if he's teasing him, but Ilya is being perfectly serious.

"Of course. You came up to me and started telling me fun facts straight away, remember? 'I don't think you can smoke here.' 'Wow, Rozanov, you are the best player ever to watch.'"

"Fuck off, I didn't say that," laughs Shane.

"Well, it was something like that," says Ilya, pressing a kiss to the top of Shane's head. "So at least the fun facts worked when it mattered, yes? Imagine where we'd be if you hadn't come over to break the ice."

And Shane tugs Ilya even closer.

"I don't think I want to."

[jewelcoatfish]

shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake

[toapoet]

These tags are my fave

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

Fandom is so obsessed with contrasts in ships that they force them onto hollanov, a couple who are FAMOUSLY supposed to be similar. There is no slutty one and prudish one. They both love sex. There is no smart one and dumb one. They both excel at the same career where traditional metrics of academic intelligence don't apply. There is no jock and nerd. They are both professional athletes. There is no neatfreak and slob. They both pay other people to clean their houses. Please release yourself from the need to manufacture an opposites attract dynamic in every facet of their relationship, ESPECIALLY when the central conceit of hollanov as a couple is that they're more alike than everyone else seems to think.

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[themoonandmyman]

[shanehollandergirl]

total ilyeclipse of the heart

[shanehollandergirl]