fuck it, I’m embracing the hyperfixation

finally caved and made a heated rivalry side blog. yes i will be perverted about it.

[all-for-hr]

hi, y’all!

you can call me Mars. I am a legal adult and this blog will definitely have adult content — fair warning before you follow

my main is @all-things-breathing but please don’t feel obligated to follow me on there 😊

[bipolar4autistic]

I don’t think I want to be a good dog anymore…

unknown / Wikipedia / Heated Rivalry / Arcade Fire / Brennig Davies / Olesya Turkina

[shrekhollander]

Shane and Ilya´s babies are runners, they love to escape from their parents and are really energetic playful kids.

Kids: *run*

Ilya: *is always watching them, making sure they don´t get lost or hurt* The Shanelings are getting too far moya lyubov'...

Shane: *rolls his eyes and does the loon noise he makes at the cottage, when their kids hear this sound they know that they need to get back to their dads ASAP and run over them happily, Shane´s bird language is the only thing that works on them getting back.*

[rainbow-femme]

When Shane isn’t home Ilya sends Anya after them to round them up like sheep

[bipolar4autistic]

My low stakes headcanon is that Shane was born and immediately started crying and fussing and was and extremely fussy loud ass baby who teared up and cried over everything thing to the point that Yuna and David always say he spent the first solid month of his life doing nothing but crying like he needed something they couldn’t figure out no matter how hard they tried. And I think Ilya was born a quiet and shy baby with his eyes wide open and searching the room trying to take everything in— Irina always said it was like he was looking for something.

[scunthotter]

an idea: shane and ilya making some kind of bet on who can withstand being tickled longer

I'm not much into tickling tbh but Shane tickling Ilya until pins him down and says enough and he's trying be all dommy but he's still giggling and then he collapses onto Shane and regains his composure enough to say "this will not happen again"

[scunthotter]

Sometimes I forget I've only known about Shane for 6 months.

[upset-to-dead]

Obsessed with Ilya struggling to straddle Shane for a second bc Shane's first instinct after being pushed onto a bed is to spread his legs

[sexcondo]

the way shane leans his head on ilya’s while he rides him because he’s tired and just he wants his man to fuck him hard and fast and ilya immediately clocking that and gripping his waist and flipping him over. all while still. inside. him. crazy work

[sexcondo]

OR. shane leaning his head on ilya’s while riding him because it feels so fucking good he physically cannot hold his head up and longer and it makes ilya so feral that he can’t help but grip shane’s waist and flip him over and drive harder into him. all while still. inside. him.

[shieldofiron]

Sing it with me!!!

[lavenderprose]

Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

[spicyvampire]

[perlukafarinn]

I don't actually believe Hollanov were love at first sight but I do think that once they're married, Ilya rewrites his own memories and starts insisting that it was for him.

And Shane's going, very logically, "You can't love someone without knowing them."

"I knew you as soon as I looked in your eyes."

"Ilya, that's not how that works!"

Ilya keeps insisting on it anyway and no one can tell if it's because he genuinely believes it or if he's just saying it to annoy Shane.

[perlukafarinn]

omg please elaborate on the Vegas mentions @hr-rep

[ilyasmole]

*shane and ilya hugging, very early relationship days, prob at the cottage*

shane: squeeze me

ilya: what

shane: just. squeeze me. really tight.

ilya: *squeezes*

shane: tighter than that, come on

ilya: *squeezing a little harder* better?

shane: no. like. seriously, use all your strength.

ilya: i could hurt you, no?

shane: you won't, i promise. please just. tighter.

ilya: *squeezes shane as tight as he possibly can, grimacing a bit as he does it*

shane, groaning: thank fuck. do you have any idea how long i've waited to have someone strong enough to do this for me who isn't my dad

[panicpluspoison]

I’ve been living in the ‘what if shane sent the we didn’t even kiss text’ tag and I Have Thoughts

Ilya “Russia’s Grestest Love Machine” Rozanov would’ve had the most BRUTAL crashout getting the ‘we didn’t even kiss’ text from Shane. Four words and I 100% believe that man is putting his hand through glass, punching mirrors, flipping tables

that text would cause enough psychic damage to cripple Ilya’s bloodline for generations ok

Ilya’s self worth is SO dependent on what he can provide and he’s always been the good hot sex teacher for Shane that’s their whole THING! Imagine getting a critique on the sex you JUST had VIA text FROM the man that you taught to give blowjobs? (The crowd boos as Ilya fumbles The Shane Hollander)

For Shane to (validly) call him out like that ilya would have to confront that he Didn’t Do Good and he did that to make himself feel better and yes I DO think that that would kill him instantly

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

OH OW FUCK

[puckplume]

my pick for hockey tweet of the day:

[all-for-hr]

does anyone remember a scene in the show where Shane is the one slamming Ilya into the boards? or for those of you who read the books, is that ever described?

[koldefingre]

Jane Hollander x Calvin Klein