#{{ ridiculum }}

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"Muu!!!!" Angry mama has arrived. "What are you doing?!"

      Carefully backpedals away from the stomping girl.

                             ❝ — Ah, I'm merely….lecturing sexual education…? ❞

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{{ fxnalis }}

"What the fuck was that for?! Ya were the one who asked!"

          Splashing water at stupid captain.

   -- Attempts to capture Roh in a headlock.

                   ❝ — I was expecting an appropriate response! ❞

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*throws date (fruit) at you*

      B L I N K S

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                            -- flings a grape at his forehead.

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#captain#what the fuck are you doing

  ❝ Why, it's called being "hip", Roh'. Hard rock, Metal rock, Alternative rock, Extra Large Rock with Fries on the side and a Diet Coke; I know them all. ❞