#{anon;

[therealricksanchezpleasestandup]

It's fuck that old man Friday!!!! You know what that means!!

TIME TO FUCK THAT OLD MAN!!

[wise-innocence]

im sorry yanfei but you're losing your legal credibility by liking that oceanid basil man 😐

Unprompted asks // Accepting -> @umamania (allegedly)

“Hmm… I don’t really see the correlation between my personal life and job performance? Am I missing something?”

She was a little puzzled by the notion but would make a mental note of it anyways. If Basil sticking around would negatively impact her business then a choice would have to be made... a very, very easy choice.

“Either way, I doubt you’ll find anyone that knows the law better than I do - good luck, though!”

[relentlessgrief]

segs with him be like: minecraft skeleton taking damage sounds

Visit Original Link

u know what? im banning u

[jacobbenisreal]

Did you record anything during the blackout? 👀

Before the battery died, yeah.

Two blonde sisters were having a chat and being helpful. One of the Evans was whispering stuff to Jo. A drunk blond was making out with a Warbler and then a New Directioner. One of the Warblers did a goofy dance as a dare. Another Warbler was cussing out everyone he could see. Treebeard. The fight. Something about the multiverse, the pageant circuit, and a fart. Ew. Cody talking about booty calls, and his fantasy of Jo being quiet, and his tongue. He talks a lot. Someone was talking about sending their best nudes to someone else when this was over. I got three people being all flustered by Rory's face. Glitter baby, a sexy nurse's outfit, & glow in the dark condoms.

[stormyweaver]

Hi! I just wanted to say how much I ADORED the latest chapter of your Vox fic. I cannot wait for more! Take your time of course, but just know that you already have someone in your corner, cheering you on every step of the way!

EEEEEE this makes me SO ecstatic to hear! I'm so thankful that I have people like you and so many others who enjoy my writing, especially when it's something I'm so happy to write out and thoroughly enjoy seeing where it progresses. Thank you so much for sending me this! ^^

[spiritedstars]

Azriel getting a bonus scene! I know that’s right!! I love the chaotic energy right now

*Bryce, Nesta, and Azriel bonus scene

Let’s not forget the two leading ladies with him 😂 but also, considering the absolute shit show his pov alone caused, I’m very interested to see how it’ll go!

Any Nesta and Azriel bff moments are my jam. I’m intrigued how Bryce and Azriel’s personalities will mesh but I’m thinking about how Nesta has the 8-point star tattoo and Azriel has the dagger she was looking for? And now they’re in a scene together? 👀👀👀👀👀 Perhaps bridging the two series to continue for ACOTAR 5??? MORE PAIN?????

color me intrigued!

[feralgalaxy]

HOLY SHIT it's galacta knight??? and he's cooking hot dogs on the stove???

"You're getting awfully comfortable around the Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy despite him being armed with a grill and a pair of grabbers." As if to emphasize his point, the Knight snaps at the anon with his tongs. Those hot dogs were HIS and HIS ALONE.