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Grey/Gray || Thirty(1), Thirsty and Thrifting || Kinkster Extraordinaire || Still figuring shit out [BLOG IS CURRENTLY UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION]

[rosieb2]

I swear nothing is hotter than someone desperately stammering, .... wait ... oh no .... hear I GO OAAUSHEW. And then absolutely being assaulted by sneezes.

[simkaye]

Pride prints are back in stock but leaving soon! 🐹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[itsjustaflower]

I love the concept of sneezing into the thing that is causing you to sneeze. You're tickling your nose with a feather duster AND you use the dusty feathers to sneeze into because they're all right in front of your nose???? Same thing with a bouquet of flowers or something fluffy that would tickle your nose like a big pile of fur or feathers. Perhaps an article of clothing with far too much perfume on it.. ouuhh. The way you'd just sneeze and sneeze and sneeze from this 😵‍💫🩷

[justcallmedom31]

[empresskaze]

CALLED OUT

[empresskaze]

reblogging this since it explains the previous reblog I did better than I did

[freefallen-snx]

okay but that single raised finger in a 'wait a second' motion when someone feels a sneeze coming 🪦

[hitchykitty]

HAPPY PRIDE LGBTQ+ SNZFUCKERS ILY ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

whether you’re out & proud, in the closet, questioning, or whatever, ILYSM I’m so happy you’re here!!!!!

[sydneycreacher]

Snz thought: partner finding out they have the kink through being taken care of through a REALLY bad cold or flu

[feverish-cuddles]

pushing back the tip of a person's nose and holding a flower right against their nostrils making them deeply breath it in. You can watch their nostrils twitch quiver and flare in real time but you don't remove the flower. You want to make sure you get as much in them as possible and all that mess will keep the pollen trapped inside if you make them hold back

[itsjustaflower]

Sneezing into your scarf? Hot. Sneezing into your hands while you have gloves on? Hot. Sneezing into a plushie? Hot. Sneezing into a blanket? Hot. Sneezing into the thing that is making you sneeze? Hot. Sneezing into a pillow? Hot. Sneezing into something somebody else is holding there for you to catch your sneezes? Hot. Sneezing into the crook of your arm like you're supposed to, but it makes a huge mess of your sleeve? Hot.

[alittlespankandtickle]

[cutenose]

When they're all dried off from being caught in the rain but their nose just won't stop dripping 😪

[gemsden-deactivated20250211]

"(annoyed) god, your immune system is terrible. (begrudgingly) take my jacket..."

[snzsuckers]

We’ve all heard about pathetic wet cat men, but what about:

Depressed wet owl men: Tired of everything, could not comprehend the concept of being loved, just waiting for the sweet release of death at this point. And think everyone must hate them (they don’t)

Sweet but silly wet dog men: Remaining smiling and positive through the worst pain, thinking they can shake off anything (they can’t). Tries to get the others to not be worried even if they’re dying.

Dying wet hamster men: Crumble from the slightest of touch, mentally and physically. Somehow always end up hurt or sick just by doing nothing. Thinks they are a burden (they kinda are) and everyone must be tired of them (they still love them tho).

Anxious wet horse men: Is absolutely alright but just thinks they’re dying, probably search up their symptoms on google.

[very-freakin-effable]

oh i loveeeee

[hurt-care]

North to South

I’m a huge suck for Jon Snow so if you’re gonna put him in icy water and then show him looking sad in a bed covered in fur blankets, you better believe I’m gonna write the interim bit where he’s sick. (And hello, vanillas, if you stumble here. This is sickfic/sneezefic. But you’re welcome to check it out, I guess?)

North to South A Game of Throne fic

*SPOILER WARNINGS FOR ALL CURRENT EPISODES THROUGH THE END OF SEASON 7*

Keep reading

[silentsneezes]

natural caretaker vs horniest person ever

caretaker suddenly has to deal with a sick brat who turns every doting comment and instruction into some sort of tease or challenge

[silentsneezes]

someone having such an intense fit that they shock themselves and their partner at just how strong their sneezes get

(im talking doubled over, out of breath, throat grating sneezes)