Baby Ilya was a biter. Chomp chomp chomp even before he had teeth and was all gums chewing on his toys and pacifier and own hands but then he starts to get his baby teeth and he’s a fucking mennace big bright blond curls and white bright teeth. Irina thinks it’s hilarious but also knows she needs to tell him not to, but when she goes to grab his snack from the kitchen and she comes back and he’s just little teeth on the coffee table she’s like. Ilyushka please, your teeth but he just giggle giggles and she has to hide her smile. He tries to bite the kids at play group and the other mothers that get too close reaching for his gorgeous chubby cheeks. Ilya bites at his one tiny fingers and his mamas cheeks, when she asked for kisses. Irina has to finally draw the line when he goes to preschool because Ilya you can’t bite friends!!
