#for sure

[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[street-of-mercy]

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

[clairedflg]

[rumble-bee-art]

A regional manager of Scoops Ahoy took one look at newly hired Steve (fresh highlights in his hair, lipgloss on) and said: do you want to participate in Scoops Ahoy yearly charity calendar? (said calendar did not exist until a second ago)(it will be wildly successful and reprinted for many years)

Sometime later one Eddie Munson finds the calendar at some underground queer bookshop in Indianapolis and almost dies from lust-induced nose bleed

[nyuisnt]

Well, at least it isn't false advertising..?

[bugslibraryy]

Baby Ilya was a biter. Chomp chomp chomp even before he had teeth and was all gums chewing on his toys and pacifier and own hands but then he starts to get his baby teeth and he’s a fucking mennace big bright blond curls and white bright teeth. Irina thinks it’s hilarious but also knows she needs to tell him not to, but when she goes to grab his snack from the kitchen and she comes back and he’s just little teeth on the coffee table she’s like. Ilyushka please, your teeth but he just giggle giggles and she has to hide her smile. He tries to bite the kids at play group and the other mothers that get too close reaching for his gorgeous chubby cheeks. Ilya bites at his one tiny fingers and his mamas cheeks, when she asked for kisses. Irina has to finally draw the line when he goes to preschool because Ilya you can’t bite friends!!

[spiderstape]

What are they talking about