Scene: Sonic walks into Tapper's Tavern.
Sonic: Yo, Old Timer. How's it hanging?
Mario: *sighs & keeps sitting at the bar*
Sonic: ...Yeah, I, uh, bet you're really sweating over MY new racing game, huh? Feeling nervous that I'm gunning for ya again?
Mario: ...
Sonic: ...C-come on, Mario. You gotta snap back or it's bullying.
Mario: ...
Sonic: H-hey, Mario. You, uh, feeling okay, buddy?
Mario: ...
Mario: Sonic...you ever feel like you're on the wrong side of history?











