Fun & Kinky

I like to RP, write smut, and just generally engage in adult media. This is an 18+ account, regardless of what I actually do here.

[redheartedtramp]

Scene: Ruby is eating cereal at the table. Meanwhile, Blake is sitting on Yang's lap and they're making out.

Ruby: . . . Yeah, Happy Pride Month, sis.

The Bees do not react, too engrossed in the other's tongue.

Devil!Ruby: Say a slur~

Angel!Ruby: Ruby, no!

Devil!Ruby: Come on, she's being grossed at the kitchen table! In front of our cereal!

Angel!Ruby: No, Ruby. Don't give into hatred. Imagine all the sacrifices your sister has done for you. Don't you want her to be happy?!

Yang: Hey, Rubes, can you pass the milk?

Ruby: . . .

Blake: *has the box of cereal and is pouring it into her mouth*

Angel!Ruby: That's fucking vile!

Devil!Ruby: This isn't even about being homophobic anymore. That's just fucking gross.

Angel!Ruby: . . . Look, we love her, but we don't gotta watch this.

Ruby: . . . *passes Yang the milk*

Yang: Thanks, sis~ *starts chugging the milk*

Ruby: *picks up her cereal and walks away as to not watch what happens next*

[redheartedtramp]

Ruby: Bitches be like "Ruby, it's Pride Month".

Ruby: What do you mean 'Pride Month'? My uncle has his tongue down another man's throat, and my sister is grinding on a catgirl's lap. Every month is 'Pride Month'! The 'B' in 'LGBT' stands for 'Beacon'!

[howlingday]

I'm assuming the "another man" is either Clover Ebi or James Ironwood, and the "catgirl" is Blake... unless you mean Neon.

[redheartedtramp]

I was definitely referring to Clover and Blake respectively.

[redheartedtramp]

Ruby: Bitches be like "Ruby, it's Pride Month".

Ruby: What do you mean 'Pride Month'? My uncle has his tongue down another man's throat, and my sister is grinding on a catgirl's lap. Every month is 'Pride Month'! The 'B' in 'LGBT' stands for 'Beacon'!

[redheartedtramp]

It's a dark and stormy night as Ruby and Neo aggressively fight each other on the rooftops of Remnant. Crescent Rose cuts through the sky, Ruby pivoting off of her back foot to keep the momentum going as the nimble Neopolitan dodges each swing.

Small cuts dig into her her clothes. Small knicks that cut a bit too close. Careless in some moments, Ruby closing the gap aggressively in others.

Then, a harsh clang rings out with the thunder, an expert perry knocks the giant scythe from Ruby's hands. It shakes the ground with its impact as the smug dual-haired woman thrusts her umbrella to Ruby's neck. The crimson huntress bursts into petals, flying through the air as Neo chases.

Ruby grabs her scythe.

Neo pulls her arm back.

Crescent Rose is drawn and is at the back of Neo's neck as Neo presses Hush's blade to Ruby's throat.

Lightning cracks the sky in two as the two women huff and puff, both staring into the other's eyes, waiting for the other to make a move. Waiting for that one twitch before they go for the kill.

Beep beep beep!

Ruby: Ooh, 5:00 already?

Both women put their weapons away and clock out on their scrolls.

Neo, signing: I'll get you next time.

Ruby: Oh I'm sure you will~ So, what are you feeling tonight?

Neo: Pasta.

Ruby: You gonna order a Neapolitan~?

Neo: *rolls eyes* Shut up.

Ruby: You're smiling~

Neo: I am and I hate it!

[dilophosaurid]

sparring as foreplay

[dilophosaurid]

the inherent eroticism/romanticism of sparring with your rival

[iancsamson]

FemLink Friday comics! Link returns to Hyrule, but things are a bit different.

[howlingday]

Blake: ...Y'know what? I'm tired of this shit.

Blake: (Holds up watch) It's showtime!

B I G O !

[redheartedtramp]

You know, I'm pretty negative about a lot of things about RWBY. It's story, it's pacing, how it handles its themes, its worldbuilding.

...Jaune and Oscar's existence.

But I do genuinely hope people that enjoy RWBY for what it is & don't look at my posts and feel ashamed or something for liking it, lol. I'm just a cynical burnout who likes to poke fun at things I like.

[jacscorner]

Pyrrha can get out of those ropes at any time.

She's just...very eager to not do so.

[redheartedtramp]

Ruby: (Oh no, she's a freak!)

Weiss: (Oh yes, she's a freak~)

[katzebruh]

I remembered how disgusted my brother was when I bit into a tomato like an apple and it felt like smth Caine would do

[redheartedtramp]

Caine: These tomatoes are reproduced synthetically, with only the memories of the sweet flavorful original. If we keep repeating the process, this fruit will eventually become the real thing.

Pomni: Caine, please stop.

[redheartedtramp]

May: Dammit, this guy is Muking me!

Leaf: . . .I will pay you P1,000,000 if you never say 'Muking' me ever again.

[redheartedtramp]

Yang: You got a letter, Rubes. Who's it from?

Ruby: My girlfoe.

Yang: Aw, how cute~

Yang: . . . I'm sorry, what?

Ruby opens the letter and Yang peers over her shoulder.

Dear Ruby,

Not only do I hate you, but I long the day for when I see you okay. So I can rip out your still beating heart and show it to you. I wanna make you watch it pump that delicious red ichor through your dying body before I take a knife and stab it.

-Sincerely Yours, Neo ♡

Yang: What the fuck did I just read?

Ruby: Mind your business.

Yang: No, really. What the fuck?

[redheartedtramp]

Sometimes it feels like my best friends out grew me. They grew up, got careers, are having families or planning to have them.

But me? Feels like I'm locked at a specific time in my life. Feels like I can't move forward. Feels like I haven't changed.

They all became butterflies and flew away. But me? I'm a worm. And as they get further and further away, I'm stuck on the ground. And all I can do is bitterly tell them I'm so proud of them. They'll go on and live their best lives while my life just drags along. Their world will expand while mine rots slowly.

I wish I was just forgotten.

[spectralpixelsredone]

Okay, yes Adam been kinda memeed into being this fandom's loser but this is kinda how I feel Adam vs Team RWBY would go

[howlingday]

Could be, if CRWBY didn't focus his entire character as "Blake's crazy stalker ex"

[redheartedtramp]

Seriously, Adam got hoe'd so hard. There was no reason for him to be made into a chode except for CRWBY to get social brownie points. He should've been a boss fight that the entire team would have to work together to put down. They all should've had a motivation for wanting to stop him or some kind of conflict with him. Adam's death should've been a massive story beat.

Instead, it was an afterthought cause Yang was dog-walking him in the 1v1 and Blake joining in turned it into a stomp.

Guy cut off Yang's arm, like, six months ago or whatever the timeline is. And now, he's getting spanked like a freshman at pledge week.

[redheartedtramp]

Cream: Hey, Charmy? Why do you live with Mister Vector and Espio? Where's your parents?

Charmy: I don't know.

Cream: You don't?! Does Mister Vector and Espio know?

Charmy: Espio knows, but he says he won't tell me until I'm 18. Vector says he knows, but he changes the story every time.

[Vector: I won your egg in a poker game and your pops skipped town. Haven't found that deadbeat yet...]

[Vector: Your mother was a beautiful young woman. Too young to raise a child of her own. I took you as an egg as an act of kindness.]

[Vector: It was a dark and stormy night when we found you as a larva in the dumpsters in Casino Night Zone.]

[Vector: Espio killed your parents. He vowed to never take another life and to raise you as penance. And as his partner, he's my ride or die.]

Charmy: Espio says he told me the truth already, I just need to figure out which one. But I sure don't know what it is.

Cream: . . .Charmy, do you think Mr. Espio actually killed someone?

Charmy: I don't know, but it'd be so cool if he did!

Cream: Charmy, no.

Charmy: Charmy, yes!

[spectralpixelsredone]

I have no room to judge any story being confusing when I like this series

Though before I be to quick...maybe Vol 10 will explain all of it.

[howlingday]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Excuse me? While I'll agree RWBY's story isn't exactly concise and straightforward 100% of the time, it is LEAGUES easier to understand compared to Kingdom Hearts. Blazblue, though, well, I've never played a proper Blazblue game, so I can't really say I have an opinion on it.

[redheartedtramp]

I genuinely don't think RWBY's story is anywhere close to being as incomprehensible as Blazblue.

I just think it's poorly written. :V

[torracat]

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