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[scribble0rat]

Omg it’s John Wick

[stealsemeralds]

‘ i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ( hes a furry idiot )

vine starters

     “  you  …  you did what  ?  “  for once  ,  she is speechless  .  truly at a loss of words  .  arms limp at her side struggle to raise  ,  seeking out the beautiful bag he may have soiled completely  .

     just as he said  .  her pretty lipstick  ,  smeared all over the lining  .

     “  …..  i  …  imagine how much that cost  !  i wouldn’t know  ,  but  …  it has a lot of sentimental value  !  “

[parlouzeriisms]

ooc; || jfc, why'd my boy have to go out like that? I guess they never miss, huh?

[askpapaswatkats]

(callmedrviper) "Sso... You doing anything for Father'ss Day with your dadss, Sstormy or nah?"

“Mm, I always try to, yeah. Papa’s the only one who’s big on Father’s Day, though, Daddy’s kinda neutral about it. Papa always insists I make breakfast, and we all hang out for most of the day since it’s Sunday and the garage is usually closed on Sundays 'cause we almost never get any customers on Sunday. This time we went to see a movie and got Siamese food, and ice cream!”

“But at the end, they always send me over to spend the night at Aunt Callie’s for some reason. They never tell me why, but Aunt Callie says it’s because they wanna do adult things for Father’s Day since they’re both dads. I don’t get it, though, what ‘adult stuff’ do they gotta do that I can’t be around for?”