#{super ooc}

[beemumu]

“Mh.”

Your belly has grown bigger.

“Potato.” He comments. His four hands are greedily cupping your tummy, trying to find a heart beat. The shape of your belly reminded him of a very round potato.

A wail escapes your lips, tears prickling at the ends of your lashes, “Potato?! Ugly vegetable!!”

“..not a peach?” You’d sniffle, “Or.. or, a watermelon?”

He lets out a low grunt, displeased that your reaction isn’t what he was expecting, “Peach, then.”

The tears prickling at your waterline are blinked away, a delighted hum escaping your lips before your arms delightfully wrap around his shoulders.

Still looks like a potato to him.

[laurel-dreams]

I had a Winx dream and I cant stop thinking about it

The Jist of It is Brandon and Riven were secretly evil all along and working for Valtor.

Also Brandon and Riven were super gay for eachother.

And specialists were "specialists of ____" like fairys and witches.

Riven was the Specialist of Wasps

And Brandon the Specialist of Clouds

I dont know what to do with this information other than write a very homoerotic fanfic. Help.

[stratosphere0615]

My character take is so on point for my kinks but miles away from canon （I'm sorr）

[hana-kitsu]

My wonderful wonderful beautiful awesome delicious yumeship. I love them. Both of them so much

They consume my brain, my brain is filled with parasites that feed on my logical thinking I only think about these two.

[liminal-disaster]

As much as I absolutely DESPISE Weasley-bashing fics and the idea that Molly would EVER love potion Harry and Hermione (that woman is their surrogate mother she would never) OR that Ron and Ginny would be in on it (what the fuck is wrong with you people) I WOULD be interested in a fic where alternate universe evil!Molly is potioning Ron, Harry, Hermione, AND Ginny and NONE OF THEM KNOW ABOUT IT. Imagine, they have to confront her about it. They have to sort out what their feelings for each other are. That would be so interesting. Torn feelings. Split loyalties. Parental disownment. I’m talking SOAP OPERA levels of drama.

Oh, and the plot twist at the end is that Molly was being potioned TOO, so you get everyone feeling guilty for how they’ve acted AND having to repress it all to band together against the real culprit (probably evil AU Dumbledore knowing this fandom). That shit would be FUN.

[casiia]

Do you think Simon Riley would take off his make for their wedding? Or if going somewhere ?

this is such a good question…tbh idk.

i think simon would not associate his personal life with his work life so i think he would! he would have a small lil wedding either at the beach or in his backyard, he’s like one of those grooms who just follow behind their partner while they do all the talking.

as for going somewhere, he would. i feel like the mask would just draw too much attention in public so he’d dress like a celebrity undercover w the sunglasses and big hoodie and he looks homeless next to you because you’re all glammed up.

[switchrealms]

Something about the asexuality hitting while getting intimate struck a chord with me. I’m gonna ramble a bit so it’ll be under a cut.

So for those of you who don’t know, not that I’ve ever mentioned it, I identify as asexual. Which….must sound odd to some given my recent “exploits”. If you know you know. Anyways, on more than one occasion I’ve had the libido or drive or whatever you want to call it suddenly drop in the middle of intimate moments. Luckily doing stuff over text is rash to just fake and keep going but when you’re actually doing “it” with someone?

That shit’s scary.

Now this isn’t to be negative at all. It’s more me rambling that the nerdiest of birds hit the nail so hard on the fucking head that it made me want to exposit all over. I’m lucky to be the type of Ace that’s not sex-averse and is very positive about it; all the while though I could see Ava being in a very uncomfortable and/or emotionally vulnerable spot then and there. It makes me heart ache reading it and I just hope with everything I have that whoever her partner is at the time understands and respects the feelings she’s having.

Tl;dr Feathersinning is 120% right and it gave me feelings.

[tha-za]

Happy - MAP