#{those in gray...}

[luna-from-beyond]

To Obs:

🫵Obdessius

No! Not again! Please!

[luna-from-beyond]

[Gives you a flower crown of purple and pink flowers.]

Thank you!

*She puts it on*

[luna-from-beyond]

If I had a nickel for every purple moth I've seen in this place, I'd have two. Wich is funny becaise that's litterally my name.

Haha, very funny.

Catch.

*Luna chucks two nickels full force*

[luna-from-beyond]

I'm sorry

You don't deserve this

But

But I've been given orders

I'm really sorry, Obs...

I'm sorry TwT

Reluctantly gives period cramp simulation to Obs

Set to not last long because I'm not a monster

I'll give you a nice treat once it's over, I promise...

Wh-

*Obs pauses for a second, before just… sipping his tea*

Not as bad as normal.

What does that mean?!

You don’t know what horrors I endure every month.

OBS HOW BAD ARE THEY NORMALLY?!

…I think being kicked in the balls might, MIGHT, be better…

Doubt it. Coming from experience.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO Y’ALL?!

[luna-from-beyond]

Obscene Steve

THAT'S NOT MY NAME! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM?!

*The laughter and commotion draws in someone else*

Hey y'all! What's going on?

Fifi! How've you been?

WHY ARE YOU FOCUSED ON THAT WHILE I'M BEING CALLED OBSCENE STEVE?

WHAT?! WHAT DID I WALK IN ON?!

Welcome to our life, Fifi.

>Fifi is now open for asks

[luna-from-beyond]

*stares directly at Obs*

hello Obscene Steve

Excuse me what the actual fuck?

*Luna just bursts out laughing, as does Chrony*

OBSCENE STEVE! HA!

¡Eso es divertidísimo! ¡JA!

SHUT UP!

[luna-from-beyond]

*A little bug Places headphones on all of them that play "Hot To Go by Chappel Roan."*

*Luna does the little dance to it*

Parfait. (Perfect.)

H O T T O G O, YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO!

Callarse la boca… (Shut up...)

What was that?

Significa- (it means-)

ÇA T'A EU AUSSI ! Tant pis, je m'en fiche, cette chanson est géniale. (IT GOT YOU TOO! Fuck it I don't care right now this song is amazing.)

FUCK MY LIFE!!!

[luna-from-beyond]

[He look]

KITTY!

*Luna begins frantically petting the cat*

I think you have a cat addiction...

SHUT UP OBS, YOU HAVE NEVER FELT THE SOFT FUR OF A CAT!

CHRONY?! WHAT?!

Hey, that's my line! Agreed though.

LUNA!