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[letroadecjustice]

FMK: Natalia, Dae, and Dan

Tough one! So I’m going to go ahead and said fuck Natalia, I feel like she’s into weird stuff, like if it’s not good at least I’d have a story to tell. Marry Dae, because he’s a sweetheart. Now, I don’t want to kill Dan but do I want to fuck him? No. Could I spend the rest of my life dealing with him? Also no. Tough luck. 

@nataliadeleon @daejungpark @dan-mercier

[letroadecjustice]

Rate the boys from most to least likely to have a secret homosexual agenda, go

Who are you, Senator McCarthy? I guess in order from most to least it would start with Eros, just because he has *gay energy*, and then Emmett, Dae, with Dan coming last, I feel like that one was obvious. Note, I am omitting Dr. K., because he is a man, unlike the rest of y’all twinks!

@eros-illiades @emmettxclermont @daejungpark @dan-mercier @drkoenig

[letroadecjustice]

which students do you expect will hook up first?

Hmm, probably Eros and Natalia, that one seems obvious, right? Part of me can kind of see Eve and Dan, though, is that weird? And then Emmett and Tillie seems natural, they’re both assholes and birds of a feather, you know. 

@eros-illiades @nataliadeleon @emmettxclermont @charbroussard @evehansenn @dan-mercier

[letroadecjustice]

Just came from Topped Off, so since I’ve got pastries on the brain, does anyone strike you as a real cinnamon role? What about a sin-namon role?

Great question that of course made me remember that my diet of six coffees a day and cigarettes is not of great nutritional value. As for cinnamon rolls, Dae and Dan are cuties. They also don’t annoy the shit out of me. For sin-namon rolls, perhaps Emmett. I always feel like he’s scheming for some reason? Or maybe that’s just his face. 

@daejungpark @dan-mercier @emmettxclermont

[letroadecjustice]

Who do you want to get together this semester

First and foremost, Dr. K with any student. I don’t care who, but I want to know about it. I honestly believe that kind of drama could stop the draft and bring the troops home. Anyways, aside from that fantasy, Eve and Tillie. It’s time we all bring le Troadec into the 60s and the way we should do that is with lesbianism. I also like the idea of Dan and Meredith - best friends turned lovers, what could be more saucy? 

@drkoenig / @evehansenn / @charbroussard / @dan-mercier / @meredith-la-magicienne

[letroadecjustice]

dan looks like he would eat glue

Correction: he looks like he would eat glue and then cry because he’s convinced himself that it’s going to kill him. Isn’t he an art major? He probably has.

@dan-mercier