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[contractcd]

ooc | hey if anyone is up for a monochrome bust hit me up for an art trade i guess

[piraticalarchive]

Tongue pressed to the inside of one cheek as he adjusted his carefully placed pirate’s hat, turning to give his husband a seductive wink as he grinned from ear to ear. The role of Captain Hook was, he supposed, perfect for him all things considered ... and the less than enthused crocodile staring at him was the icing on the cake.

Blue eyes sparkled with barely contained laughter as he looked Guy up and down, cocking his head to the side as he pretended to mull over the other man’s attire. “Green is most definitely your color, love.” 

Giving another wink he laughed, turning his attention to the tiny yet enthusiastic Peter Pan bouncing around the entry way. Grabbing Alex’s hand before he could once again try launching himself off a piece of furniture, the former soldier turned around, gaze sweeping over the room. 

Bloody hell. The things one did for love.

Picking up an already yawning Lost Boy Killian grinned, motioning for Alex to open the door. The streets were already full of other children, most pulling along less than enthused adults, and the Irishman gave a little chuckle as he followed his son’s excited chatter. 

“ Hold Papa’s hand Alex...” The warning was a low growl meant to reach the toddler’s ears, curved plastic reaching out to tap the boy’s shoulder. Watching the little hand slide into Guy’s own Killian gave a slight nod, hoisting RJ up further as he gave his husband a wink, voice low and meant only for his husband’s ears. “Is it wrong I suddenly find myself attracted to green scaly creatures?” Letting out a laugh and giving in to Alex’s impatience he stepped forward, motioning the way with his wrist. “After you, my crocodile friend.”

[hisroyalcharmingness]

@twisted-but-pretty

As far as conversation starters went, it was a first for Guy, and it earned David a double take as he stopped mid-stride and turned to face the other man, his expression baffled.

“Older men? I’m afraid I don’t follow.” Wracking his brain for any hint of what the Sheriff was talking about, dark brows creased in a frown when nothing came to mind. “If you’re suggesting I’ve been looking at other men…that’s absurd. Are you trying to start a fight with Hook again?”

The last thing he expected was the reaction he had been given - forehead furrowed as he narrowed his eyes, determined not to let the other man get the upper hand in his little joke. “ Am I - what? No!”  David shook his head, grimacing as hands went to rest against his hip. He had meant it to be a joke  ... and despite what Emma and Henry claimed ... he could joke ... right?? Lips twitched in thought as the sheriff cocked his head, gaze studying Guy for a moment. He had other things to do .... like his job... but the fact that the other man seemed so non plussed ...

“ I just assumed that Hook - ...You’re not three hundred years old too are you?”