Why are you obsessed with women who can annihilate you and the ground you stand on?
"Do you even hear yourself right now?"
Any idle thought strummed in Caelus' mind screeches to a mortified standstill. Was... Was this actually goddamn serious about that? He proceeds to stare them down as they are the weird one, who proceeded to grow ten heads and name some hellish fun fact that can bring awkwardness into any function. "So lemme guess, next you're gonna tell me you've lived in a cave your whole damn life, AND that you believe that all worlds are flat too?"
Its within this moment a few proud strides are taken forward. "You're telling me that seeing a shining gal releasing their inner cosmic terror doesn't drag a feeling of awe in you? To see the elements take the knee to their will, for some conceptual might to be realized through that dangerous readiness to kick army's worth of faces on in? Ah?? AH???" That trailblazing voice heightened that upon that aggressive note as a pompous shove of the finger meets their shoulder.
"I'm trying to see ladies proceed to make the stars fall. To manifest a section of soul that turns a planet into a goddamn egg when pushed far enough in their altercations. To see them dance upon higher planes because the vortex of chaos can only dream of ever pulling them down under. There's countless goddamn legends that can be made, and you don't wanna see them come into being?! What's next, you rather tell me they should be buried in the eternal Coffee Shop type of AU!? That the 'hot gossip lol' should be all they know?!"
A look of utter disgust crosses Caelus' expression in that moment.
"Such basic taste could never understand the true diamond like glory of a lady's fighting soul. Much less clashing with that firsthand"