so, im chilling on my computer, and i get called by my dad to come check on something. curious, i go and he shows me a site. he gets bored and curious, so every now and then he'll go onto escort sights, wanting to look but also curious if he'll see anyone he recognizes
AND BOY HOWDY DID HE
because he had me look and I was confused at first, looking at the pictures.
me: idk, is it the guy? what, are they not allowed to be escorts???
dad; nah, that's fine. ignore the pictures, and read the names and description
me: o...kay??
So i look.
and I stare.
and I start laughing.
my POS ex is a fuckin escort. how do I know? because they add too much details in their description that nails it to it being them. using a super sexy (prolly stolen) pic as their 'advert' pic. I get times are tough but jfc
//I'd usually stay quiet about these things, but figures thered be little harm since I'm only going for a short while. Will be mobile bound this weekend duento a family trip, including a bit of time sat evening to go to Ai-kon in winnipeg! My cousins bringing his kids, and he wants to catch the cosplay contest, so him, hisnkids, me and my dad will be there for a few hours. Wonder if anyone will recognize my deku backpack lol\\
//but yeah, might post pics of the trip when i get gome, well see!
//while it’d prolly never get threaded, I’ve been addicted to this song and keep imagining evil witch!Mattie, going around and performing ‘miracles’ to small towns, being regarded as their saviour or some sort of blessing, and when they beg him to not leave them, he convinces them to die for him, thus letting him reap their souls easily. Demon Mattie? Evil Angel Mattie? Just an evil witch/warlock? who knows, but he is a threat and because of his sweet face, no one realizes the thread he possesses until it’s far too late.\\
Matt groaned as his head throbbed, the muffled sound of talking echoing around him. God, what happened? He hasn’t had a hangover like this in years-
Wait a moment, he hadn’t gotten drunk in a long while. Not since he settled down... Red-violet eyes fluttered open, the stinging florescent light burning and making the world washed out and blurred. God he felt cold... Wait, was he just in his boxers? That’s right, he and Sophia had just laid down for bed, so then what happened?
“Ma...Matt?” Eyes snapped open as he looked around frantically. There he was, tied down to a chair, and opposite to him, his dear fiancé in nothing but an oversized shirt, wrists and ankles tired to the chair she was in as well.
“Sophia?!”
“Matt, what’s going on?!”
“Well, well!” The blond’s gaze turned to the greasy looking worm that stared the two down, a wicked grin on his lips. “The main characters finally awaken~”
“You son of a bitch!” Matt growled, glaring at the pathetic excuse for a man. Of course he recognized the slimy bastard; a loose end he couldn’t track down after he toppled the group who killed his fathers. He knew he should have hunted him down more... The man scoffed as he turned, and Matt noticed the video camera.
“Ladies and gentlemen! For years we sat with baited breath as a devil rampaged our world, only for him to suddenly disappear a little over a year ago. We were lead to believe he died, but here he is, in the flesh! A little roach that just won’t die... at least, until today~” Matt’s eyes widened as he struggled against his bindings. Oh god, this wasn’t a trophy video... this was a public execution.
“M-Matt?!”
“Sophia, I’m sorry- Let her go! She’s got nothing to do with this!!”
“Oh, but doesn’t she~?” He sneered as he walked behind her, his hands on her shoulders causing her to flinch. “Quite the pretty ring she’s got, and you as well~ Engaged, are we~?”
“Get your hands off her!” He growled, feeling his blood boil.
“Sophia, is it?” The bastard hummed, before moving in front of her and kneeling down, a hand gripping her face. “Poor, clueless little girl; had he never told you? How he’s one of the most dangerous men of the underworld?” She struggled to pull her chin from the man’s grasp before her eyes widened.
“...he’s what?”
“Wanted by many, be it by governments or others from the shadows who’ve got personal vendettas against him.” He smirked as the woman’s face filled with a mix of disbelief and confusion. Getting up he motioned to the blond. “Go on; ask him yourself~”
“...Matt?” Her broken hearted words shattered Matt, and he bit his tongue for a moment.
“...It’s not like that-”
“Matt-” He flinched. The two of them rarely fought or had major arguments, always managing to talk through their issues... but they didn’t have that luxury this time as he tried to figure out a way out.
“It isn’t. Yes, I did a lot and got a reputation, but that fucker’s old boss destroyed my life as a kid. They killed the only family I had, and I made bad choices back then fueled by revenge. I was going to tell you the truth before we got married, but I didn’t know when or how to tell you...”
“Awe, you’re welcome for giving you the courage then~” Their kidnapper mocked as his gave, going from guilty to infuriated as he spat obscenities'. “What a poetic tale this is, isn’t it?” He asked the camera as Matt struggled more. Dammit, they didn’t spare on the ropes this time-
“...did you lie to me?” Matt looked at the brunette who stared at him. Those hazel eyes that always made him lose his breath whenever they stare at him, as if seeing into his soul.
“Never. I... hid details, but I’ve never lied to you.” Which was true. His wealth was inherited, he had a rough childhood and had future plans that went awry. “Hold on love, we’ll get out of here.”
“Matt...” Her voice sounded almost... apologetic? But he ignored it for now as the idiot continued talking to the camera as he looked around. Including the three of them, there were seven people in the room, the guards sporting guns and armor, though keeping a distance from the infamous blond. Dammit...
“Matt... it’s alright.” Eyes snapped back at the woman, a apologetic and sorrowful smile on her lips as he felt his blood freeze.
“No, it’s not- I’m sorry, I’m sorry” For the first time in so long, he felt tears stinging his eyes. He finally had the life he had dreamed of, with the most kind and loving woman. He can’t lose it, not like this. Not like this!
“Well, well! Who’d have thought we’d ever see the infamous ‘Angel of Death’ cry?!” The bastard cackled as he fought and struggled. His heard pounding in his ears as he watched in horror as the man walked to his love, this time noticing the gun in his hand. He wasn’t going to-?!
“LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS!” He screamed and begged. “She’s not a part of this, it’s me you want and you’ve got! Let her go! Please, LET HER GO!” He didn’t care about the tears that streamed down his face. Sophia swallowed her nerves, knowing it was time. She managed to offer him an apologetic smile- why?! This was all his fault!
“...I love you, Matthew.” She said softly, just barely heard by him as the gun was raised and his eyes widened.
“No, no no no-! Please no, not her! anyone but you! Sophia I’m sorry-!” He screamed before his voice was caught in his throat as the gunshot echoed in the warehouse. His breath his shaky as he watched her body do limp, blood already mixing and matting with her soft earthy locks, and drip down her temples. Everything seemed to be a thousand miles away as he felt his bindings cut off, and he stumbled out of the chair to the other, hands gently taking her head as he tried to wake her. This wasn’t happening... this couldn’t be happening...
“-even he can be broken! He’s no myth, no legend or reaper, he’s simply human. And for all to witness... he will die like the dog he is.” He felt the barrel against the back of his head, shattered red-violet eyes instead replaced with fury- no, even that paled in comparison to the rage he felt.
Before the trigger was pulled Matt stood and turned, a hand grabbing the gun as the other broke the bastard’s arm. The next five minutes were chaos; four armed guards unable to shoot without hitting their boss, only to all be put down by the blond with terrifying ease. The man attempted to escape, but another gunshot rang out accompanied by a scream and the sound of something hitting the ground.
Grabbing the knife from one of the bodies, he carefully cut the bindings off of his beloved and picked her up, moving her out of the camera’s view before the sound of dragging was heard, and Matt appeared on the feed again with the bastard now sobbing and begging for mercy.
“Really? You ignore mine, and expect me to consider mercy?” He sneered at the disgusting waste of space below him, before he turned to grab something. Dragging the chair he was originally seated in he lifted it with ease, letting it hover in the air for a moment that felt to last a lifetime, before slamming it down on the man. Before doing it again. And again. Over and over, repeatedly beating the bastard, not caring as the chair would break piece by piece, before all that was left was a groaning, sobbing mass of flesh, and Matt panting as his arms and torso were covered in splattered blood.
Panting heavily he finally tossed the last bits of wood away as he left the thing to it’s fate, grumbling as he searched the other bodies for something.
“Fuckin quit for a damn year even...” He could be heard growling before a small ‘aha!’ escaped him and he walked back to the camera, pulling the chair his beloved was in over and sitting on it backwards, letting his arms rest on the back of it as he lit a smoke and took a few long drags.
“...you know, I was perfectly fine ignoring you all.” He said matter-of-factly as he looked the cigarette over. “As I said; I wanted to avenge my fathers, and I did. Was going to let you fucks do whatever you wanted, and not have to worry about me being a threat to you. I think that was a good arrangement, eh?” He questioned the camera before taking another long drag. It’s sad, he loathed the taste, and yet a part of him missed it... stupid addiction.
“But no. Some little slimy bastard felt it was necessary to make a fuckin ordeal, didn’t he? Wanted to look like a god amongst men, isn’t that what he said?” He rolled his eyes as he looked over at Sophia’s body. His heart was ripped from it’s chest as he stared at it; his chance at happiness stolen from him. “So, here’s what’s going to go down. That little piece of shit? Has no fucked everything for all you motherfuckers. Anyone who was associated with him, or the old gang I destroyed? May as well take a bullet to your brain now, cause if I get to you first? I’ll make you wish I had any mercy left.” His gaze was empty, save for the twisted anger that would make the world tremble.
“Congratulations world; you’ve pulled my out of retirement. Matt LeBlanc’s back... and I’m making it all your problem now.” He smirked as he lifted the gin he still had, shooting the camera straight through the lens. Dramatic overkill? Maybe, but he always was one for theatrics. His smirk faded as the camera fell to the ground and he stood and walked over to Sophia, carefully picking her up. She didn’t deserve this. The children she looked after didn’t deserve this...
And angel returned to Heaven... and an angel returned to Hell.
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf~? Not Mattie that’s for sure-
//Posting a day late, since I got busy and didn’t manage to start working on this till super late. Today’s will prolly be done tomorrow as well, since I work a night shift today and I’m typically pretty tired after them. Not always, but we’ll see how I feel at 9/10 pm lol\\
//This prompt featuring one of my fav ocs, Ezhno from @hxnterwxlf!\\
//Hey folks! Mattie-mun here with a revamp of the boy’s! I’ve had the other blog for about 7 years, and I feel like it’s time for a new slate! No, relations and such won’t be reset, but things from 7 years ago definitely don’t apply now-a-days! Also tags were atrocious so now they’re a bit more cleaner lol\\
//Don’t they look so excited for the future~?\\
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