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Lightning: *laying seductively on the bed in his sexiest underwear*

Francesco: what’s this?

Lightning walking up to him and whispering seductively into his ear: you forgot to do the laundry asshole

Skye: You’re so embarassing.

Dante: Let go of my hand then.

Skye: No.

Lightning [to Francesco]: You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.

*Lightning and Francesco arguing*

Francesco: Even mad you look beautiful

Lightning: Really? Well right now I'm gonna look stunning!

Francesco: Would you sleep with someone to get a job?

Lightning: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?

Francesco: Francesco.

Lightning: What? Why would I have to sleep with you?

Francesco: It's Francesco's game. Do you want the job or not?

Lightning: We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.

Francesco: Don't worry I will remember.

*An hour later*

Lightning: What did you buy??

Francesco: a Panda...

Francesco: I need you to come meet me and I need you to come alone.

Lightning: And I need you to be less vague and less weird.

Lightning: Bye Fran, love you

Francesco: Wait what?

Lightning: Uh you’re my best friend. I love you

Francesco: Just as a best friend?

Lightning: Um yeah?

Francesco: Oh

Francesco: See I love you. Like I wanna date you and press you against vending machines-

Lightning: Oh my god-

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