#( m.ails )

[ynbbm]

dear gayest person on earth, daddy, your favorite person ever that likes to be fashionably late

Dear daddy the fucking lame gay ass Yuji 

Please, for the love of god, stop looking at girls’ boobs and drooling all over them. You need jesus, the thirst is real on this one. Stop being gay, I beg you. 

I fucking hate you because you don’t like my boobs and don’t want to do dirty things with me,

Dear little bitch,

I suppose this is the one and only letter that would be a mix of ooc and ic, but let’s be real here, when are we ever not? But then again, you’d better feel special because I’m only like this with you. Forreal though STOP LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS’ BOOBS WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LOOK AT MINE I HAVE BOOBS TOO DAMN IT. I WOULD DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING FOR YOU AND YOU STILL DON’T WANT TO DO THINGS WITH ME, WHY? WHY? WHY?

Okay let’s get back to business, we’ve been friends for like 3 years now? I never thought we would be close, you know. We were so awkward before, but for some reasons and somehow even until now everyday I ask myself why are we best friends? You are like the dumbest little shit on earth and sometimes I just want to strangle you because you are dumb, but you are my best friend, and I love you no matter what even when your decisions are shitty and I just want to kill you. You know one of the things that I treasure the most in life is knowing you and being your friends and after everything, we are still here with each other, you know? Despite everything that happened, you are still on my side as I am standing by yours and we got each other’s back. We can go from being dumb as shit to talk about real shit problems and i mean serious ooc shit and I can just rant to you about how fucked up my life is at times and no matter what we talk about I always enjoy talking to you and if I don’t talk to you then I feel weird as hell. 

What should I say? You already know everything. There were times that I screamed at your face cos I got frustrated and there were times I just be gay as shit and told you all the sappy things how i feel about you, but I know that you know, you are important, doesn’t matter who else is there in my life you are special and you are irreplaceable. And you know that I just want you to be happy, really really happy, being with someone that can make you the happiest. Someone who will stay there by your side, listen to you, love you, take care of you, share the pain and the happiness with you, someone who will go through hell to be with you, someone who will give you the whole world. And trust me that you will find that person one day, you just have to open your heart, you stubborn little shit who sometimes still cries because of the past. Sometimes I look back too, you know, but I don’t regret the present, I don’t regret everything that happened, and I’m happy here. I hope you are, too. And no matter what happens you know I’m always going to be here for you, ooc and ic, and I will always got your back, alright? 

With love,

- Bomi and your super sadist unnie. 

[ynbbm]

Dear lovely, amazing, handsome, sexy, perfect boyfriend,

Dear fetus,

One, man the fuck up. Two, you are dumb. Three, what the fuckery is this? Four, GET OUT.

Dear baby boy,

First thing first, I hate you for making me write this sappy shit. You know how terrified I am when It comes to doing anything in public, and this probably is my worst nightmares, along with a few other things but anyway, you are evil, you are terrible, and I hate you. I suck at expressing my feelings and I suck at writing letters, why are you doing this to me? I thought we had something special what is this? I am literally panicking while trying to write you this. No I’m not, yes I am, forreal though, you’d better feel my love because I’m actually doing this, BECAUSE YOU ARE A LITTLE SHITHEAD.

Back to business, this letter is gonna be a mess, oh god, but I’ll try. Where do I even begin? Let’s start with the fact that I never ever would have thought that there would be a day like today, when I’m not just “dumb gorilla” and you are not “jealous little shit”. Well you still are, but that’s another story. Our relationship, It was..complicated, I guess. I never could figure out what It really was, but I know for a fact that you were nothing but a little brat who annoyed the fuck outta me, and no I’m not sorry for saying that, and yes, at one point I did ignore you because man you were annoying, and let’s admit it, you hated me. I lost counts all the names that you called me, fucking bitch, dumb gorilla, old woman (still holding grudges on those things, by the way, thanks for calling me old you little shit), and god knows what else. You wanted to strangle me, kill me, wished that i would fall off a cliff (much love *sheds a tear here*), also lost counts how many times you screamed at my face, and said that you would leave and that we should stop being friends. But I really did care about you, a lot, even when you annoyed me, and I’ve always been here, despite everything, I guess because I just know that you would always come back? For some god knows what reason, I just know you would. And even when you hated me, I just find all of those amusing. 

And then you came back, right when I had my heart broken and you told me you have feelings for me. That was a shock alright. I still just thought of you as a younger brother back then, because I was still in love with him, and like I said, you would be the last person I’ve ever thought I’d fall for. But I did. I can’t exactly tell you when was the exact moment I fell for you, but I guess gradually, it grew. Like I told you the other day when we talked, I kept pretending in front of others that I was okay, forcing to smile and laugh but I cried myself to sleep every night because all the memories came back and they hurt me. I was not okay. But somehow you and your constant annoying bothers kept me away from those thoughts. I started to miss him a little less, and I started to smile a little more. You and your stupid little words frustrate me and I wanted to strangle you, but you were there, whenever I cried or needed a shoulder to lean on. You were there hugging me and holding me tight and told me that Bomi It’s going to be okay (It’s Bomi NOONA for you by the way you little shit). And I got used to you being around me, and when you weren’t, I started missing you. And I guess when I saw you being so nice to my friends that was the moment I realize that my heart was slowly healing, and I started falling. 

I was scared, really scared when I realized that. I tried to push it away because let’s face it, It’s you and me. We had a complicated past, and the age difference. I hesitated a lot, and my feelings confused me. I didn’t want to hurt you, I still don’t, and I was scared that I would end up hurting you like I hurt my ex, and I didn’t, still don’t, want to go through that whole heartbreak all over again. But everyone told me that I should give myself a chance, because they all could see how happy you make me, how much I start to smile when I’m around you, and how much you love me. And so I did. I stopped trying to push my feelings away and I learned to accept it, and everyday of us being together, It’s a blessing and It makes me really happy. I’m happy when I’m with you. 

I think I’m just going to repeat myself again, but I really do know how much you love me, by all the things that you said and everything that you do for me. I know I tease you and bully you and twist your words and give you a hard time every single day and I annoy the life hell outta you, but “you are fucking annoying and I love you to death” is the sweetest thing someone can ever say to me. You never seem to get upset at me no matter what I do and that’s even more reason for me to tease you. I’m whiny and clingy as hell when I’m around you, and I don’t think I’ve ever been this attached to anyone before, I can get upset at you but two seconds later let’s face it I’d go back to you right away because I don’t want to be away from you, I miss you when we stay away from each other for even five minutes like you know when you pee and poop and stop taking an hour to poop like what you doing in there foo?, what I’m trying to say is, I can be without you, but I choose not to. Because I enjoy each and every single moment we spend together. 

Wow this is getting really long, but um, I love you, and I love us being together. When I’m with you I laugh a lot, we joke around with each other and we talk about the dumbest and weirdest shit, and I know I always ruin the romantic moment heh c’mon you know I’m a little shit, and I know that we fight a lot too, but even with our fights, at the end of the day I want to be with you and I choose you. I want to be with you, It’s as simple and as complicated as that, despite everything that happened and despite everything that will come in our ways in the future. Thank you, for everything. Even when you think that you aren’t doing a good job or that you are a shit who fucks things up and yeah we upset each other at times, but you have done so much. I’m not gonna list again all the things that you did ‘cos c’mon how long do you want this letter to be, but thank you for healing my broken heart and putting my smile back on my face. Thank you for being friends with my best friends too and for making them to like you and wanting their approvals. I know that I’m not perfect like let’s be real here I’m a huge little shit, I totally suck at this whole romantic relationship thing and I will continue being one whiny clingy annoying loud violent girlfriend, and I know that I’m not the best but I’ll try my best for you. We know each other’s past and we tell each other everything, I want you to know that I’ll try my best to give you the love you deserve. I want to see you happy, and I want to be the reasons behind all your smile and your laughters, because you are mine. 

Okay seriously, I feel hella gay right now and I’m going to strangle you for making me do this, but I love you, okay? Don’t ever forget that, even when we can’t stand each other and we want to strangle the other. We probably are gonna fight a lot lot more in the future, but don’t let me go, as I won’t let go of your hands. I might tease you and make you jealous a lot, but I chose you, and I will choose you over and over again, I only see you and no one else, my heart belongs to you, and so does everything else. I might not be your first kiss, your first love, as your aren’t mine, but let’s be each other’s last everything. I love you, always and forever.

- Yours.

p/s: If you cry after reading this I’m dumping your ass. Goodbye. 

[ynbbm]

DEAR HELLA AWESOME AND HANDSOME BEST FRIEND, JACKSON WANG. - anon B)

Dear dumb and gay and lame ass loser,

you are gay. and lame. and dumb. Not to mention hella short. GET OUT.

Dear bestest of best friend aka shorty husband numero dos,

What do you expect me to write here loser? I’ve written you like at least 5 letters like this and you still want more? Stop being damn greedy will ya? But the thing is, I think that even if I write you at least 10 more letters they still aren’t enough to tell you how much you mean to me, then again, I’m sure you know those things already even without me saying anything and just simply bullying you, i mean, that’s what I do everyday. Bullying you is my job, heh.

You know, I know a lot of people want a friendship like ours, and when they tell me that they want a friendship, a platonic one where you are super comfortable around the other and you can pretty much do and say anything and everything and you know the other person won’t judge, I’m always proud and thankful that I found you. I mean, who would have thought we would be this close? We clicked instantly and we’ve been best friends for over half a year already, you have watched me going through so many stuffs and If there is one thing that I’m absolutely sure of, that would be you would always be here for me through thick and thin. You are always there for me even when I piss you the hell off with my dumb decision and I know It’s because that you care, and thank you, for all those punches, and for saying that you would punch him or anyone for that matter if they hurt me, you probably are the most protective guy in my life and thank you for that. Forreal though, you know I’d kill anyone who dares hurting you. It pains my heart when you cry, and I’m really truly glad that you are able to show your tears and your weaknesses in front of me as I know I can always do the same around you. You keep me sane when I’m lost, you keep me grounded and keep my head clear when I get all confused. 

We fight like two 5 year old kid, like legit, and we tell each other when we poop, talking about poop i haven’t go today I still blame you for those pizza coupons now what I do if I go constipated like you for 2 months? And I hate you for only be nice and cute as hell to me when we were on national TV, like Jackson, please, and I also hate that you only call me noona when you need something from me BECAUSE YOU KNOW I’M WEAK AGAINST THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT, or be cute as heck like no nope nope I’m out, we might pull each other’s hair or throw shoes at each other’s face but I know that the first person who would come rescue me when I have problems, that would be you. So don’t feel like you are a shitty best friend just because you can’t be around a lot, okay? I know I can always count on you, and I depend as hell on you and you know I don’t do that kind of gay shit, but you are the one person that makes me feel like, ah, It’s okay to be weak, It’s okay to depend on someone because for once, this person won’t leave. You are the bestest of best friend one can ever ask for, don’t ever forget that.

Jackson Wang, I’m happy to see you happy and I love that I get to be there for you through all your unhappy and happy moments, and I intend to stay in your life for a really really long time, I’d better be the one giving toast in your wedding your little shit, the godmother of your children and the forever second wife after Suzy ‘cos I only share you with her a'ight? I’ll fight everyone else who tryna steal my best friend away from me ‘cos that shit ain’t cool. What I’m trying to say is, I’m here, I got your back, I know you know that already, and I’m never gonna let you go. I need you and I love you, so much, okay? Even though you are a lame gay ass loser little shit, thank you for everything that you’ve done, thank you for being  part of my life and thank you for this wonderful awesome friendship that we have.

With all the love on this world,

- Bomichu. 

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['looks off'] Dear Shorty husband no.1

Dear shorty husband no.1,

I was gonna ignore this letter because I’m still pissed as fuck at you. I’m going to strangle you and pull your dick the moment you show up in front of me, and you’d better do that soon before I decide to divorce you for real. Get your ass back here or I'ma hunt you down and then feed you to shark. Goodbye. I hate you.

Dear Momo,

I miss you. I miss you so much you don’t understand. Where are you? How are you doing? Are you taking care of yourself? Why are you hiding from us? Are you going to come back to me? There are so many questions I want to ask you, and despite the fact that I’m upset at you, I just want you back. I cried a lot yesterday, and the day before, and I wish you were here to hug me and calm me down, because you are the one person who is capable of doing that. I wish you were here to hold me and tell me that Bomo It’s okay, everything is going to be okay. I wish you were here to cheer me up and spoil me and give me attention and feed me. I just miss you here. I miss my best friend here.

Momo, I know that I was harsh on you, and that It was none of my business how your relationship is. But It’s all because I care. You know I love you more than anyone and anything on earth, and I want to protect you and I just want to see you happy. Momo I wish you know that you are the best kind of person out there, and you out of everyone else deserve only the best, so don’t settle for less. I know that Jackson and I we don’t have any rights to tell you what you should or should not do, but we are your best friends and we love you, and we just want you to have all the best things on earth, just like you want the best for me. I’m sorry that I wasn’t understanding, I’m sorry that I yelled at you, I’m sorry that I wasn’t there, but Momo it hurts me when It seems like you pushed me away, when you hid yourself away from me, when you didn’t come to me when you have problems. I am your best friend, aren’t I? I tell you everything, Momo..No matter how upset I am you are always the first person I go to, be it good things or bad things, I always go to you. So It hurts when you don’t..It hurts when you stop telling me things and stop depending on me. It hurts when It feels like you push me away. It hurts when there is a gap between us and I don’t know how to fix, because I still go to you but you never seem to care anymore. You close yourself off from me, from Jackson, and It hurts us both. Momo we get upset at you because we love you, because we just want you to be happy. And I wish you know that I’m crying writing this to you because I just miss you so damn much, and I just want you here with me.

A lot is going on, and I wish you were here so that I can tell you everything, you would pat my hair and listen to me rambling about things that make me sad or upset. Momo nobody can replace you in my life, I need you, so please, come back. Stop hiding yourself away from us. I know things aren’t easy right now but I’m here, Jackson is here, we can go through anything together, we are the three homo trio aren’t we? We helped you go through what happened before, we can help you again. Just please, come back. You know that despite how upset I am at your decision and no matter what decisions that you make, I still care about you and I still love you and I’m always going to be here for you. You are my Momo and I am your Bomo and we lean on each other, don’t we? Please, come back to me.. I can’t be here without you..

I love you and miss you lots, lots and lots and lots..

- Bomo. 

[ynbbm]

Dear Lemon

Dear Lemon, 

I think It’s been a really long while since I wrote something for you, hasn’t it? I feel like, there are a lot I want to say, or should say, but I don’t know where to start, but I’ll try. 

I don’t know if you remember, but the reason that I came back to this place, because of you. Because you are the Eun to my Mi, as the other way around, I am the Mi to your Eun, and that’s why I came back. And I know that sometimes, or probably all the times now, you miss the old me, and sometimes i do, too, but I wouldn’t trade the life I have now for anything. Back then for me, you were one of the very few friends i had, and probably my only best friend. I know that I have a lot of friends now, and in a way, you got casted aside, but you are always in my heart. Even when we don’t really talk much anymore, and I’m not sure what to blame, the fact that we don’t talk, but I want you to know that I’m here, I’m still me, I’m still your fishcake and you are still my lemon. 

I know that I don’t tell you a lot of things, I guess I just don’t know where to start. I had a rough relationship, but I was happy, but then I got my heart broken, and now I’m happy again. I have people that I can tell things to, I have people that stay by my side and cheer me up when I feel down, that doesn’t stop me from missing us, missing what we had. And please don’t think that I love your twin more than I love you because I talk to her about my relationship, I don’t, I love both of you, and there are things I can tell you and can’t tell her and the other way around, you still are my only lemon, you know? Sometimes I want to approach you, but then I get scared and I’m afraid things might get awkward, and It’s my fault I know, and I’m sorry. But like I told you when I received your letter, that I want us to go back to the way we were before, and I hope we would be able to, no matter how long it takes. That we can freely talk to each other about anything and everything again, and be dumb as hell together. Anyway, I just want you to know that I’m sorry for everything, that I’ve been such a terrible friend, but no matter what, I’m always here. I’m here, because of you. 

I love you,

- your fishcake. 

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dear TWINMI *^*

Dear twinmi,

you are me, I am you, we are one, okay? Yoon Bomi FTW. 

No, but forreal, I think I will repeat this again and again and again and again AND AGAIN until one day it finally gets to your head and even then I will constantly remind you that you are wonderful and you are beautiful and no I’m not saying that because well let’s be real here we have the exact same face same boobs and booty (they are hella, okay?), you are pretty inside and out and you deserve so much, so much, and you deserve all the love and the best things on this world, do you understand me Yoon Bomi? 

I know things aren’t easy, and sometimes life doesn’t go the way we want them to be, and we get hurt along the process of finding our happiness. But that doesn’t mean that you don’t deserve to be happy, or you won’t. You will, please believe that, or at least believe in me, and that if the guys in your life are dumb enough to let such a wonderful girl like you slip away from their hands then who cares about them? I’ll be here to make sure you receive the love and attention that you should have. But trust me on this, that one day, you will find that happiness again. I’m not gonna tell you that the right person will come because honestly, I don’t even know if I believe that, but I do know that there will be someone who shows up somewhere down the road and he will make you smile and he will make you feel loved and he will bring you your happiness. And no you aren’t allowed to say that only one of us needs to be happy because both of us, you and I, we both should. I got my happiness again, and I hope you will get yours, and from now until then I will shower you in love and remind you that you, Yoon Bomi, is the best, you understand me? Smile a lot, laugh a lot, and even when you cry I’ll be here and wipe your tears away. I got your back. 

I love you so so so so so much okay,

- twinmi. 

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Dear Nichkhun

Dear buttface,

Please go to the doctor and check to see why your little almost non existence D can’t get hard. I’m concerned. now GET OUT.

Dear dumb prince,

See how nice I am that I’m still actually writing you a letter even though you are a little shit who refused to give me one, like the fuckery is that? But because i love you you stupid shithead, here I am still trying to find the words I need to say to you.

I just realize that I actually don’t write letters to you that often, I think this is only the second time? I guess It just never comes across my mind. Or maybe because we are too close. This is the 3rd year we are best friends already, we have been through so much together, and no matter what happens I’m just glad you are still here. Even though you are a little shit who frustrates me most of the times and I just want to strangle you and feed you to shark, and even though you are dumb as hell like please go get yourself a brain, I still love you with all of my heart. And I’m not lying when I said that I did think of us dating and there was this small part of me thought that we would be good together, I like us the way we are right now you know? You are my best friend, someone that I can lean on, you are my rock. You were there when I was at my lowest and you brought me back to my feet and here I am, I changed and I became better and I’m a lot stronger than before. And even though you are a little shit who disappeared a lot and always makes me worried as hell about you wondering what the hell you are doing and if you are taking care of yourself, I’m still always here for you no matter what waiting for the day you would come back to me so we can be dumb together again. That’s what best friends are for, you know? We don’t leave each other.I still remember the moment I thought that I lost you forever, my world was crumbling apart. It got so hard to breathe with the thought of never seeing you again, and I found myself crying and crying at the memories that we shared together. Khun, if there is one thing I’m absolutely sure of, that is the fact I can’t live without you. There are days that I might get upset at you and we might fight a lot because let’s be real here we are two little shitheads who like to drive each other crazy, and even when I don’t tell you everything that goes on in my life (you can’t blame me because you are never around), you are important. I don’t know what I would do without you, and year I might have boyfriends but none of them could replace you, and you’d better still love me the most and I’d better be your one and only princess even when you find yourself someone important. So many people have left but you are still staying, so thank you. 

I’m trying to find the right words, but It seems to fail me because I don’t know where to start and really, what words could describe our friendship. People always think that we date each other, my boyfriends always get jealous of you, that only proves how close and how comfortable we are around each other. And I hope you know that even without this damn gay and cheesy letter, you still know how much I love you. Even when I want to kill you and say fuck you a thousand times, I still love you with all of my heart. So you stupid best friend dumb prince of mine, you’d better stay. Even when you leave for days, just don’t leave my side. I can’t go through that again, the stupid pain that you gave me back then even though I did forgive you for that. I love you, so much, okay? You and your stupid self and all your flaws and your mistakes and this friendship means the whole world to me. Don’t leave me, because I love you.

- Your sushi princess. 

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Dear Wendy,

Dear Wendy,

I know that things haven’t been easy between us lately, and I know that I’ve been acting like a complete bitch around you, and this probably is an excuse, but I’ve been having quite a hard time of my own with everything going on in my life, and you know me, I’m not good when It comes to dealing with my own emotions. I’m sorry.

I guess It’s the fact that I don’t know what to do when It comes to you, sometimes there is this kind of awkwardness between us that I can’t really explain why, I guess It’s the fact that you are close to him too, and despite you saying that I’m your best friend, I know he is as well, and in a way I guess It makes me wonder if I can still tell you things like before. And I know It’s me being selfish, but It makes me upset when he uses that nickname with you as you use back for him when It used to be mine, and I’m a selfish person, but then again, what rights do I have now to be upset? Sometimes It’s best to let go, I guess. And I guess It’s the fact that It seems you seem to be so careful around me now, always afraid that I’m upset at you or that I’d hate you, that makes it so hard to be comfortable around you like I did before. You keep apologizing for things that you don’t do and I wonder if It’s me with the problems. Maybe It is. And I guess that a part of me is jealous because It seems you are happier and closer with other people now, you can tell them things and you are happy with them instead of with me, but I guess I only have myself to blame for that, and again, I have my friends too, so what rights do I have to feel replaceable? 

I’m not good when It comes to feelings and such, but I really miss us before, when we could freely tell each other everything and be dumb together. I hope you know that you can stop worrying that i’m upset at you, because I’m not, and you are free to do whatever you want to do, and that all I want is wish you happiness because you deserve it. And I hope that one day you will find that happiness, too, and you won’t be sad. Sometimes It’s best to ask the important question, taking that risk knowing that you might get hurt, than staying in the dark and wonder what could happen. Be happy, okay?

With love,

- Bbom.