#( relatable. )

[polutrope]

I am dreading the publication, for it will be impossible not to mind what is said. I have exposed my heart to be shot at.

The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, No. 142

[partlyironic]

"Well, you know, I'm nearly fifty years of age, so you'll have to be very close to me."

[anewbrainjughead]

imagine you're autistic and gay (but not really familiar with either of those concepts) and your husband's cousin (who you are in love with) randomly rolls up to your house unannounced and immediately starts wildly disrupting your schedule with her spontaneity and joie de vivre while also being incredibly sexy about it. francesca should become the joker.

[la-gotica-fantasma]

I love saying “I hate to be that bitch, but…” because it’s a total lie and I have never once hated to be That Bitch

[the-great-rat-attorney]

this has real "mom catches the kids messing with the merchandise" energy. except for how mommy herlock causes way more trouble himself.

[simpledontmeanpeachy]

I don’t know. Maybe twice?

[ranfren-confessions]

I wouldn't go as far as to say that Randal is aromantic, but he rarely develops a deep genuine love for people, dating (which almost exclusively takes place online or in his dream world) is more of a fun romp for him. More importantly, he likes to play with people's emotions. He's aware that Satoru may hold a high regard for him that isn't entirely platonic, and he uses that to his advantage in a very cheeky manner. It could just be that he doesn't understand the ramifications of it, though, and not entirely chalked up to malice. Of course, he can develop infatuations, but even those are more in the realm of having someone as your special interest or something, toys for him to discard once he grows bored of them.

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