What The Fish!

{ Zell | they/ey } { aroace | young adult } { living my best post-hl phannie life }

[dandp]

How do they manage to make simple newsletters feel like this every time

[lizardsmp3]

get pj in that basement right the fuck now i’ll give you my life savings

[bleachblondephil]

oh my god... they skinned phem.

[dpdailyupdate]

New Patreon Newsletter!

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[sleepyslag]

actually crazy that they sold us tickets with 0 marketing and all we know about month out is that they're going to get married and they definitely have ancient kiss footage. and we bought it. okay.

[diphowell]

phannies at tit antwerp when dan and phil revealed they shared the bed on the tatinof tour bus:

[wildlymint]

been making dnp keychains lately (etsy coming soon)

[wildlymint]

I remade piss and became a full time internet homo

[danisnotonfirebrand]

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[anik]

i love this guy

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[parawyrm]

@madnessbrainworms pointing at you

[stifledcreativity]

Most woke guy in 16th century Europe: Guys, people can be any type of Christian they want.

[unwastelandunbaby]

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

[mpregisiconic]

[mohamano]

i got so lost in the soup

[danisnotonfirebrand]

Happiest of Birthdays, Phil "AmazingPhil" Lester (1/30/87) 🎉✨️

[dragonflychiaaa]

they should set up the phodcast so that you can only hear dan in your left earbud and only hear phil in the right. i cannot think of a benefit to this but it would be funny