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[itsashowtime]

part two of Johan’s dream ~!!

[mirshroom]

HERE IS,,, ALL THE ASKS I CAN FIND ANSWERS FOR,,, i didn’t expect to get so many kflsfdjssdf;

[scarredassassin]

@lightinmismatchedeyes from here.

He wasn’t expecting that-- Thinking that she would simply decline, instead he found her staff formed right in front of him, in his shock, he had little time to react to her strangely swift movement.

Oh no.

With a surprised gasp, the assassin fell to the floor, intentionally making a slight thud with his hand as he did so to mimic his head hitting the ground. And then he lay there, eyes shut and ‘unconscious’ as he was pinned.

“...”

[wankadoodles]

sorry i cant come into work today its a national holiday

[whvleshvrks]

Murdoc's kid: Dad I bought you a new car it's out-

Murdoc: Did you clean your homework?

Murdoc's kid: Dad you can't-

Murdoc: nope FUCK YOU

[abditoryx-archive-blog]

"i've officially bullshitted my way through two whole decades of my life. wow. amazing.” 

[cxffncase]

ayy so I finally got some character up on my charahub! There’s WAY more to come, but for now I only have theandromeda gals

[blitzbuckz]

"Are you familiar with labubus? You strike an uncanny resemblance to them."

【𐂃】 ❝ HOW DARE YOU just 'cos they're coke addicts too? I can consume TWICE the amount they can. also, I'm a lot more appealin' —

N' MY FANGS DON'T STICK OUT like theirs. furthermore! i'm not a furry. LOOK AT ME! I don't even have hair for fuck's sake. ❞