May 5
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it's 5am and i can't sleep so i will post het ukus
love when Shane and Ilya are reunited after six months and Ilya has the audacity to say “I want you to suck my dick” and Shane clapping back with “fuck you, you are unbelievable, YOU SUCK MY DICK” just for Ilya to come back with “maybe if you ask nicely” ILYA YOU GHOSTED SHANE FOR SIX MONTHS. if anyone should be asking nicely for their dick to be sucked, it should be Ilya. where are you buying your fucking audacity from? Shane is incredibly valid in his vexation. don’t back down babe and make sure you’ve got Ilya begging instead of thyself. you don’t need to ask nicely for anything!!!
why is this still actually like the gayest thing ever, hello?? michael, do you have something to share with the class????
Co-stars comfort level: Leg shaving edition
ASK YOURSELVES DOES YOUR BESTIE LET YOU LIE IN THEIR LAPS AND GET A SHAVE I DON'T THINK SO
+ bonus Zi Yu going:
Full body chills, chest flushed, heart pounding, vision blurring, head buzzing; I am but a humble worm in soil arising with the rain to lay beneath your gaze, swathed in your light and bathing in your tears
it is a damn shame that the state of the world, has brought us to circumstances like this.
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i hate when people come at me with "aren't you worried about the sugar?" when i'm eating fruit. like no, i'm not. let me eat my banana! it's the least of my worries.