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[dilftaroooo]

tamsy agrees to you pegging him and you’re absolutely electrified with a mischief he labels as devious. the strap-on molds against the swell of your hips as though it was destined to be there, a flimsy dildo engulfed by latex and lube. you’ve come prepared with an abundance of positions you’d fuck ruthlessly in his pink rim. the flavor of his submission awaiting the tip of your tongue. you can’t wait to taste it, relish it with saliva that accumulates on your wet muscle before grinding it between your molars.

but instead, you’re just strapped against a wooden chair, your ankles and wrists bound by familiar ultramarine strings, your thrashing deemed useless by sore wrists and jagged huffs. your rebellion is a pin lost among the hay as tamsy’s hands find solace along the curve of your shoulders, his hole clutching the dildo attached to your hip, sliding up before slamming back down in controlled strokes, meek whines flitting from wet lips. he may have gone a size too big, but that isn’t much of a concern.

[apollos-boyfriend]

Hey I've been observing from afar through your reaction blogging, I haven't been in mcyt as much since the dsmp ended but I still care about a lot of the people in the mcyt circle and I'm interested in what goes on - care to give a rundown of what happened at this twitch rivals thing everyone keeps talking about? (no pressure only if you want to) Aside from the fact I'm sure it was terribly run like most twitch rival events are, but it sounds like there was more to it than that

okay so. i am going to be missing quite a few details because i missed a day myself + my streamer could not care less, so i heavily encourage others to add on stuff i missed

this was a multi-day competition, running for 5 days with prize rewards from 1k to 100k. it started with i think 150 players, with select numbers of people getting eliminated each round. day 1-2 are fairly normal, at least for twitch rivals. of all the games that got played through the whole event, i'd say like 1 was actually good, and maybe 2 were decent, at best. most are bad, poorly-executed, poorly thought out, or just boring in terms of both player enjoy-ability and content creation.

DAY 3 EDIT:

now, sapnap's been sapnap for this entire event already. obnoxious, a bad sport, but most notably, playing DMCA'd songs. the event ran on proximity chat, so while he was unmuted, everyone around him would also be subject to said songs, which could mute vods at worst and terminate accounts at best. most people are fed up with him at this point. while everyone's trying to come up with solutions for the glitch, sapnap spams the discord with useless shit. couriway calls him out in the discord, calling him annoying and obnoxious, then later calling him a cunt in twitch chat. sapnap uses couriway and feinberg's name in his stream title for clickbait and talks shit about them + their friends (hbg/house builder gang). he also makes some weird comment asking if couri is homophobic because sap was talking about having skeppy's dick in his mouth?? or something?? i'm unsure exactly how day 3's issue of the glitch resolved.

day 4 is also your average experience with your usual range of average to horribly painful games. sapnap continues to be a bitch and not take responsibility for his stans attacking anyone in sight, but what else is new

day 5 is. bad. the game set for deciding the final competitors can be cheesed (if you let someone else do all the work, you can punch them in the last second and steal their win) and eliminates like 20 people at once. on top of that, a glitch happens that leaves the server on standby for at least 30 minutes while admins decide what to do. firebreathman sends a picture of a bare naked ass in the discord. someone else sends a photo of their debit card. streamers entertain themselves in various ways, including growing a cactus (fulham), playing osu (purpled), collecting other people's streams for their overlay (fruitberries), playing slime rancher (badboyhalo), and building real-life furniture (couriway). tubbo (who was already eliminated at this point) starts jumping between streams and asking in chat for the tea. the game is eventually replayed, deciding the final 4 players, but it's just as broken and at that point, no one wants to be there anymore. it's revealed through multiple streamers (purpled, i believe also feinberg) that twitch rivals games are not tested before being ran. the only testing done was a stress test to see if the server could handle all original 150-some players. this explains why the games are so bad and poorly organized (some games take over an hour, others barely 30 minutes).

the final four are sapnap, shadoune, sneegsnag, and i think feinberg. it's the most anticlimatic game of connect 4 you can imagine. sneeg eliminates sapnap, and shadoune eliminates fein. notably, fein's game glitches during a throw, which despite being obviously a glitch, the coordinators brush off as being "part of the game". fein and multiple other streamers spend time analyzing every pov frame by frame and all agree that yeah, that was a glitch. shadoune and sneeg are left for the finals. they come to an agreement that this is stupid and a horrible event. tired of this bullshit, they purposefully stall the games and run a podcast for approximately 2 hours, forcing the coordinators to bend to their commands hunger games-style. essentially since the first glitch of the day people were begging twitch to just split the money, something that wouldn't be easy according to tubbo, because everything is pre-signed and delegated before the event. sneeg and shadoune give no fucks, and force the coordinators to split the money anyway, winning the day through the power of friendship. i cannot stress enough how no one wanted to fucking be there by the end of all this.

[belladoes]

EXPLAINING VIKTOR'S "only you can show me this" DIALOGUE, and WHY VIKTOR ISNT THE MAGE

(In a way that tries to get rid of the inconsistenties that come with what canon showed us)

First of all: Viktor isnt the mage, Jayce just thinks Viktor is the mage due to him wearing the cape and standing with a staff. The mage clearly has different hands and markings on the outside of them - something Viktor doesn't have, and which is too prominent of a design to forget or ignore. I truly believe that, it Viktor were the mage and they knew this beforehand, they would a) make the mage in s1 look more androgynous and vague, or b) make the Mage Viktor we see in s2e7 look more like the mage from s1 - tattoos included!

I also would hope that they would show at least one scene of Mage Viktor using the arcane like he supposedly did in season 1.

I believe the mage, whoever he is, saves Jayce in every universe, but the only thing that differs is which stone he grants him. This is I guess the "node" from which different timelines diverge.

In one timeline, the one Ekko goes to, Jayce gets stone "x", which is different than the ruin he got in our universe. Hextech isn't invented due to the job gone wrong (perhaps the stone was too volatile and killed Vi) > Jayce and Viktor don't meet > Viktor isn't consumed by the Hexcore > Viktor doesn't turn Arcane Evil (so there is no need to show Viktor "this", aka what hextech/the arcane does to the world, as nothing happened in this world).

The one Jayce goes to, the there-Jayce clearly failed to stop Viktor on top of the building. As we don't see any mannequins there, I think this must also mean other things went differently: here Jayce received ruin "y", again not the acceleration ruin. Without this, Ekko cannot create the Z-drive > Ekko didnt come up there > didn't jumpscare Viktor > Jayce couldn't change Viktors mind > everything went arcane > Arcane Viktor is the only one that survives, leaving the world full of empty shells (the ones he tries to convert in our universe) and the mannequins he made for the attack.

This is also why our Jayce, when at the top and sitting with his hammer in front of him, gets "Scared". He recognizes the position he is in, and that this is where it went wrong in the other dimension. This neatly ties in with both the apparent different universes AND timelines. Both the ruined Piltover Jayce sees and our Piltover are the same universe - but one shows a timeline where Viktor wins, and ours becomes one where Viktor is saved.

When Viktor says "only you can show me this", he doesnt mean "only Jayce can show me this", because we have seen that Jayce, in other universes, did not manage to do so. Instead, he means "only you - as in - only THIS Jayce in particular can show me this". Only OUR Jayce. We do not know what went different in all universes, but ours is, despite all its tragedies and horrors, still the only one wherein our Viktor can be saved after he gets corrupted, and can be saved by our Jayce alone.

And I think this moment is not only the moment Viktor sees what the hexcore/arcane can do to the world, but this is also the moment that he realises that the "affection" between him and Jayce is special. He is suddenly and harshly confronted by what he had, and by what he is about to give up were he to continue.

And, dare i be a bit bold: it is because this Jayce and this Viktor fell in love. I think it is a very deliberate choice to have the shot where Viktor looks up at Jayce after meeting, with an inquisitive, curious (and flirty) look. It is this moment, this meeting, that changed their lives. That made this universe and this timeline different than all the others.

Only you can show me this. Only you, because you love me, and the me that you know, loves you in return

[captn-iris]

I've been looking at your Tsatsiki Cookie posts and noticed the one that's says "I'm not the same cookie anymore and maybe that's for the better" so what did Tsatsiki look like in the past?

What a nice pass, anon

Time for LORE DROP *loud horns of excitement*

But actually I'll be cryptic and only send you her Special Costume description (similar to Candy Apple Cookies recent costume of her older self totally not inspired idk what you're talking about)

Ahem

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In the soul of the one who has lost her light, the ghost of her old self chokes in the garlic fog. A self of wonder and pride, bouncing around the Milk village, magic book in hand, ignoring the disapproving looks of her people. Those times...times of failure and disappointment, times before she met him. She would never wish to go back. "Magic is a wonderful power Milk Cookie! I would do anything to hold it in my grasp!" Anything.

[brilliantdisguises]

springsteen: deliver me from nowhere (2025)

[carlyraejepsans]

once again no shade to people who fuck with that term but honestly kinda sucks that the only "man adjacent but not 100% man" label that's even remotely mainstream is demiboy. I'm sure there's people out there happy calling themselves "boy" but I haven't been "boy" since i was 15. feels condescending as hell. where's the half male word for motherfuckers who are half men. half old bastards. half dudes. put some respect on my name. give me the Mr. T of demiboy then I'll—hang on. cut the cameras i think i found my drag king name

[hgsn-moved]

abbacchio. these are flintstone chewable vitamins.

they were on the list.

the list says "flintstones vitamins". as in, gummy vitamins.

they're the same thing.

no, they're not. abbacchio. I've told you before and I'm not gonna fucking tell you again. narancia won't eat the chewable vitamins. they taste like chalk. do you want him to die of vitamin deficiency? take these back to the store, get the RIGHT vitamins this time, and if you ever pull this shit again I'll kill you. understand?

...I'll... be back in a bit with the vitamins.

[randombubblegum]

travis gotta leave the over sized cargo jorts to bert mccracken and the trans mascs

sorry babe the oversized jorts stay on during sex. wait no dont facetime otto i can change