and watches the river rush on so effortlessly

isla / 20s / they

[brilliantdisguises]

hiii i'm isla, they/them scottish dyke, 20s. 18+ pls.

this is my main blog so i rb lots of different stuff, most things are tagged so you can find/hide things easily 👍

sideblogs: @assignmentearth star trek, @babeyoda star wars, @openclusters space / sci fi, @deanrehymenated spn, @ivyyellowlake star stable, @batmansandrobins dc, @excellentwolverine marvel

[saltshroud]

the traitor

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[youaremyeverlovin]

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[domarmand]

the reason i need the weirdo armand who blends drinks based on nothing but colour and feeds garbage disposals and makes weird home movies in the show is because as much as i talk about armand and the cycles of amadeo and marius they're like...the ultimate proof that he is not what anyone has tried to make him. he's not an eternal sex slave or child bride or cult leader or abusive figure. he tries to be all these things because they're how he experienced the world in his most formative years but at the end of the day he has a big heart and he wants to be loved and he wants to experience the world as it is and he wants to watch the same movie over and over again and he wants to protect those he cares about and he wants to ride jet skis and he wants to make a human boy coffee in the mornings and he wants to build a terrible consumerist island and and he wants to be a good father and

[domarmand]

watching this post gain notes the past few days is a recession indicator

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[coichandre]

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[ardellian]

What was it about Jedi that made people believe they should get involved? No one tangled with cosmic forces of life and death and came out sane on the other side.

Read chapter 1 on AO3

[ilovedthestars]

"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[garysinises]

Bought myself a bottle of what I’ve affectionately termed the “piss perfume” due to its fragrantica reviews. It rules and smells very sexy but not if you don’t like animalic scents. Regardless here are some things I think it smells like:

- being the most gorgeous woman at the lemur house

- meeting a beautiful woman at a dive bar, having sex with her in the bathroom, and then sharing a cigarette with her outside at 3 am

- a chic flower shop at 3 pm in the middle of a heat wave

- the smell of someone’s skin approximately 3 hours after you’ve all done too many tequila shots

- being licked head to toe in a mysterious older woman’s attic. Possibly by the older woman, or possibly not

Also the fact everyone on Fragrantica says it’s a fall scent is ridiculous, it smells better the more you sweat and is an ideal summer scent.

Below are some of my favorite recent reviews to help you understand that no one is normal about this scent:

[freshsounds]

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Metric ✖ Help I’m Alive 

If I stumble They’re gonna eat me alive

[wherethealicethingsare]

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Little Trouble Girl-Sonic Youth