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[foxgirlbeans]

idea: humans are space orcs-type story but it's like. alien tech runs on quantum particles, which means it stops working the second a human looks at it and collapses them into a single state.

Alien: Jerry those power cells are supposed to last for months, there's no way this ship has gone through five this week!

Human Jerry: idk what to tell you, man. *glances at another power cell and it immediately shuts off*

Alien: what the fuck, Jerry

[huntershippings]

this was originally a shitpost twitter exclusive doodle but its funny enough to post here i think

[mrsandman42069]

[vanillapervert]

true form starop

[clairejill]

happy pride month i gift to you more dyke tomfoolery

[infyni-taumoeba]

Now I'm imagining a love triangle fic where

Grace has the biggest crush on Adrian. He gets tongue tied around them. He gets stupid and clumsy around them. He would invent something for this alien. Oh he down bad, statement.

Adrian, however, thinks Grace should hurry up and tell Rocky he loves him (they're so comfortable around each other and they even hug and its so obvious) so that Rocky can calm down and be happy again. Tolerates leaky stupid Grace.

Rocky is in the 5 stages of grief because he knows the most about humans and knows that Grace only sees him as a friend, but is infatuated with Adrian. And humans are monogamous anyway so his polycule dreams would never work out.

Imagine getting hounded by your crush to "confess your feelings" only to have them react with revulsion when you do. Happened once to my friend Grace.

[rosenkranz-does-things]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

the epilogue to the werewolf Scully fic is here! it's a brief glimpse into the mind of the most long-suffering character in the show. give that man a medal and some AlkaSeltzer